Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Why do cows never seem to have any money?
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call an owl who performs magic?
What did zero say to eight?
What does a grape do when someone steps on it?
Why did the pencil skip its homework?
The answers (no peeking).
- He was outstanding in his field.
- The farmers milk them dry of their moo-lah.
- A stick.
- It was not peeling well.
- Her students were so bright.
- A towel.
- Lettuce in. It is cold out here!
- I am still working on it.
- Hoo-dini.
- Nice belt!
- It lets out a little wine.
- It thought the assignment was pointless.