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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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He was outstanding in his field.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

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I am still working on it.

Why are elevator jokes so good?

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They work on many levels.

Why was the calendar nervous?

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Its days were numbered.

What do you call a belt made of watches?

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A waist of time.

Why could the bicycle not stand up by itself?

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It was two-tired.

Why do skeletons avoid arguments?

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They do not have the guts.

How was the restaurant on the moon?

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Great food, but no atmosphere.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the computer feel cold?

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It left its Windows open.

What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?

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Sofishticated.

I wrote a joke on a piece of paper.

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It was tearable.

Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?

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It ran out of juice.

What kind of cheese is not yours?

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Nacho cheese.

I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament.

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Good players are hard to find.

Why did the ladder get promoted?

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It was always stepping up.

I bought a ceiling fan yesterday.

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Complete waste of money. He just stands there clapping.

Why did the coffee table apply for a job?

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It wanted to bring something to the table.

I told my suitcase we are not traveling this year.

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Now I am dealing with emotional baggage.

Why did the gardener carry a pencil?

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He wanted to draw the line at weeds.

I started a band called 999 Megabytes.

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We still have not gotten a gig.

Why did the lamp fail its driving test?

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It kept making light turns.

I wrote a book about reverse psychology.

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Please do not buy it.

Why did the door refuse to gossip?

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It did not want to spread any hinges.

My calendar and I had an argument.

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Its days are numbered.

Why did the carpenter bring a dictionary?

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He wanted to nail the definition.

I asked the mirror for advice.

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It told me to reflect on it.

Why did the vacuum become a motivational speaker?

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It knew how to pick people up.

I tried to make a belt out of extension cords.

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It was a power waist.

Why did the clock take a vacation?

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It needed some time off.

I told my plants a joke.

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They needed a moment to grow on it.

Why did the mailbox feel important?

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It always had something to deliver.

I opened a bakery for introverts.

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Business is quiet, but the dough keeps rising.

Why did the wrench become a therapist?

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It was good at helping people tighten things up.

I made a playlist about construction.

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It has a solid foundation.

Why did the flashlight get employee of the month?

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It really knew how to shine under pressure.

I tried to teach my dog about taxes.

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He kept asking about the write-offs.

Why did the chair go to therapy?

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It had too much sitting on it.

I bought a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems.

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So I bought two copies.

Why did the battery break up with the charger?

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There was no spark anymore.

Why did the tape measure become a comedian?

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Its timing was always on the mark.

I told my thermostat to chill.

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It said I was being too heated.

Why did the broom start a podcast?

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It had a lot to sweep through.

I tried to write a joke about a broken pencil.

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There was no point.

Why did the toolbox get invited to dinner?

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It always came prepared with good bits.

Why did Dad keep a flashlight in the junk drawer?

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Because every drawer needs a bright idea.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

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I do not know y.

Why did the math book look sad?

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It had too many problems.

I used to hate facial hair.

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Then it grew on me.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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It was feeling crumby.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

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I will meet you at the corner.

Why did Dad label every shelf in the garage?

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So everything could stay in its place.

I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

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I will let you know which comes first.

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

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All the fans left.

Why did Dad bring two pencils to the hardware store?

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In case he needed to draw a second plan.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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It was not peeling well.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.

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But I turned myself around.

Why did Dad take a notebook into the backyard?

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He wanted to jot down some lawn thoughts.

Why did the phone wear glasses?

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It lost all its contacts.

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.

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She whispered, 'They are right behind you.'

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

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It was soda pressing.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

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A satisfactory.

Why did the baker go to therapy?

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He kneaded it.

I am reading a book about anti-gravity.

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It is impossible to put down.

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

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It wanted to be a watermelon.

Why was the keyboard so tired?

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It had too many shifts.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

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She gave me a hug.

Why did the soap quit its job?

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It was tired of being washed up.

Why did Dad stand by the thermostat with a clipboard?

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He was conducting a climate review.

Why did the notebook break up with the pencil?

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There was no point in continuing.

I used to work at a blanket factory.

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It folded.

Why was the belt arrested?

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For holding up a pair of pants.

What do you call two guys hanging above a window?

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Curt and Rod.

Why did Dad keep a spare shoelace in the toolbox?

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He liked having a tie-breaker handy.

Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?

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Because he was a fungi.

What do you call a line of dads waiting for haircuts?

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The barber queue.

Why did the refrigerator apply for a promotion?

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It kept its cool under pressure.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.

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I do not know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

Why did the pillow get promoted?

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It always supported the team.

What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

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Ian.

Why did the pencil refuse to argue?

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It did not want to draw conclusions.

I told a joke about chemistry.

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There was no reaction.

Why did the bread break up with the butter?

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It needed some space to loaf around.

What do you call a very small mother?

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A minimum.

Why did the fork get a promotion?

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It always got straight to the point.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.

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But I could not find the right gear.

Why did the light bulb fail school?

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It was not very bright.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

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A thesaurus.

Why did the rug apply for a new job?

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It wanted to move up from the floor.

I am friends with all the electricians.

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We have good current connections.

Why did the spoon refuse dessert?

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It was already full.

Why did the sandwich go to the gym?

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It wanted better buns.

I tried to make a joke about pizza.

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It was too cheesy.

Why did the sock stay home from work?

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It had a hole lot of problems.

Why did Dad bring a ladder to the hardware store?

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He heard the prices were through the roof.

Why did the lamp go to school?

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It wanted to brighten its future.

I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh.

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Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Why did the spoon sit beside the computer?

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It wanted to stir up some data.

What do you call a dad who loves fixing things but never finishes?

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A work-in-progress.

Why did Dad hang a calendar in the garage?

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So he could schedule some wrench time.

Why did the garage door get a raise?

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It was always going above and beyond.

Why did the screwdriver apply for management?

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It knew how to turn things around.

I tried to make a joke about drywall.

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It fell flat.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

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It got mugged.

What do you call a sleeping computer?

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A nap-top.

Why did the hammer get promoted?

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It always nailed the assignment.

I bought a new vacuum cleaner.

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It really sucks, which is exactly what I wanted.

Why did the refrigerator start a band?

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It had the coolest jams.

What do you call a pencil with two erasers?

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Pointless.

Why did the gardener get a raise?

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His work was growing on everyone.

I tried to write a joke about stairs.

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It was a step too far.

Why did the plumber become a musician?

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He had great pipes.

What do you call a nervous carpenter?

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A wrecking board.

Why did the light switch feel important?

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It was always in control of the mood.

I bought a thesaurus yesterday.

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It was terrible, awful, dreadful, and bad.

Why did the fence get promoted?

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It was outstanding at keeping boundaries.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

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A pouch potato.

Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?

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He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

I tried to make orange juice.

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But I could not concentrate.

Why did the ceiling get jealous of the floor?

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Everyone was looking up to it.

What do you call a broken can opener?

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A can't opener.

Why did the shovel get invited to every party?

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It was always digging the scene.

Why did the bookshelf get an award?

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It had outstanding shelf-esteem.

What do you call a belt that tells jokes?

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A waist comedian.

Why did the garage light feel lonely?

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It was always left hanging.

I bought a boat because it was on sale.

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It was quite the oar-deal.

Why did the screwdriver refuse dessert?

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It was already stuffed with bits.

What do you call a dad at a barbecue?

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The grill sergeant.

Why did the lawn chair quit its job?

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It needed to sit this one out.

I started a business selling tiny doors.

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Margins are small, but we are getting in.

Why did the toolbox go to school?

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It wanted to improve its skill set.

What do you call a dad who loves bread?

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A loaf coach.

Why did the garden hose get in trouble?

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It kept watering down the truth.

I tried to fix the clock myself.

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It was about time.

Why did the garage floor feel confident?

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It had concrete evidence.

What do you call a wrench that tells secrets?

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A loose tool.

Why did the dad bring string to the hardware store?

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He wanted to tie up a few loose ends.

I asked the toaster how it was doing.

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It said things were heating up.

Why did the rake become a detective?

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It was great at uncovering leaves.

What do you call a dad who loves spreadsheets?

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A cell-made man.

Why did the tape dispenser get promoted?

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It always stuck with the team.

I bought a new drill.

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It is boring, but useful.

Why did the ladder refuse dessert?

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It was already full of steps.

What do you call a dad with a GPS?

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A direction figure.

Why did the umbrella get a job?

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It wanted to make some rainy-day money.

I made a joke about a roof.

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It went over everyone's head.

Why did the wrench go on vacation?

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It needed to loosen up.

What do you call a dad who tells gardening jokes?

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A seasoned groaner.

Why did the mailbox join a band?

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It had great delivery.

I told my garage a secret.

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Now the door keeps opening up.

Why did the frying pan get promoted?

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It could handle the heat.

What do you call a dad who fixes socks?

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A darn good father.

Why did the paintbrush get detention?

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It kept brushing off instructions.

I bought a ruler that only measures one foot.

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It is not very long, but it gets the job done.

Why did the window get a compliment?

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It had a clear outlook.

What do you call a dad who loves clocks?

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A father of time.

Why did the garage remote feel powerful?

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It could open doors with one click.

I tried to build a table without instructions.

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It was a legs-it decision.

Why did the dishwasher become a therapist?

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It knew how to handle dirty dishes.

What do you call a dad who grills in the rain?

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A seasoned veteran.

Why did the extension cord apply for a loan?

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It needed to stretch its budget.

I asked the paint can for advice.

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It told me to brush it off.

Why did the toolbox start a podcast?

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It had plenty of useful tips.

What do you call a dad who loves elevators?

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An uplifting parent.

Why did the doorbell get promoted?

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It always answered the call.

I tried to make a joke about sandpaper.

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It was a little rough.

Why did the garage freezer make friends easily?

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It was pretty chill.

What do you call a dad with a broken watch?

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A timeless classic.

Why did the stapler get invited to the meeting?

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It held everything together.

I asked the lawn what it wanted for dinner.

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It said something light, maybe a little mulch.

Why did the wrench become a politician?

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It knew how to work both sides of the bolt.

What do you call a dad who organizes the pantry?

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The shelf-appointed manager.

Why did the toolbox blush?

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Someone said it had nice drawers.

I tried to teach my garage door manners.

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Now it always raises itself properly.

Why did the blender get promoted?

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It mixed well with the team.

What do you call a dad who loves batteries?

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A positive influence.

Why did the broom get an office job?

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It wanted to sweep up the competition.

I bought a new socket set.

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It really connected with me.

Why did the oven take a break?

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It was burned out.

What do you call a dad who fixes fences?

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A post graduate.

Why did the lawn sprinkler get promoted?

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It covered a lot of ground.

I asked the garage fan for advice.

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It said to stay cool.

Why did the doormat win employee of the month?

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It always welcomed new opportunities.

What do you call a dad who tells jokes while painting?

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A roller model.

Why did the toolbox refuse to argue?

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It did not want to lose its temper wrench.

I made a joke about a screwdriver.

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It had a good twist.

Why did the barbecue grill apply for a raise?

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It brought a lot to the table.

What do you call a dad with too many extension cords?

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Over-connected.

Why did the shed feel confident?

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It had all its tools together.

I asked the thermostat for life advice.

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It told me to find my comfort zone.

Why did the ladder bring a résumé?

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It was ready to climb the career ladder.

I tried to fix my sink with a joke.

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It did not hold water.

Why did the drill get a promotion?

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It always got straight to the point.

What do you call a dad who loves maps?

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A directionally gifted parent.

Why did the paint roller take a day off?

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It needed to unwind.

I told my toolbox to relax.

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It said it had too much pressure.

Why did the lawn mower start a business?

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It wanted to cut overhead.

What do you call a dad who loves coffee?

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A grounds keeper.

Why did the garage shelf get promoted?

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It always supported the team.

I tried to tell a joke about a stud finder.

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It pointed right at me.

Why did the tape measure get nervous?

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It felt stretched too thin.

What do you call a dad who fixes clocks?

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A time manager.

Why did the hammer go to therapy?

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It had too many striking issues.

I asked the level for advice.

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It told me to keep things balanced.

Why did the rake get promoted?

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It always gathered results.

What do you call a dad who loves recycling?

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A re-parent.

Why did the socket wrench feel confident?

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It knew it had the right fit.

I made a joke about insulation.

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It got a warm reception.

Why did the garden shovel apply for management?

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It was ready to dig into leadership.

What do you call a dad who works on sprinklers?

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A drip supervisor.

Why did the barbecue tongs get promoted?

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They really grabbed every opportunity.

I tried to tell my thermostat a secret.

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It kept changing the temperature.

Why did the garage stool get a raise?

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It always stood by the team.

What do you call a dad who loves power tools?

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A driven father.

Why did the flashlight join the night shift?

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It liked working after dark.

I asked the broom for career advice.

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It told me to sweep for the top.

Why did the mailbox become a manager?

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It knew how to handle incoming requests.

What do you call a dad who loves sandwiches?

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A sub-par parent.

Why did the garage radio get promoted?

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It was always tuned in.

I tried to make a joke about bolts.

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I could not tighten it up.

Why did the screwdriver become a coach?

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It knew how to turn people around.

What do you call a dad who loves shelves?

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A board member.

Why did the leaf blower get in trouble?

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It kept blowing things out of proportion.

I asked the wheelbarrow how work was going.

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It said it was carrying a lot.

Why did the garage ladder feel proud?

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It had reached a new level.

What do you call a dad who loves extension cords?

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A long-distance connector.

Why did the toolbox get promoted again?

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It always brought the right tools to the job.

I made a joke about caulk.

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It sealed the deal.

Why did the garden hose become a teacher?

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It knew how to keep ideas flowing.

What do you call a dad who loves yard work?

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A mow-tivated parent.

Why did the garage cabinet feel secure?

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It had everything locked down.

I asked my tape measure for one last joke.

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It said this one was a stretch.

Why did the tape measure apply for a promotion?

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It wanted to go to greater lengths.

I tried to fix my clock with a hammer.

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I really struck the wrong time.

Why did the toolbox sit by the window?

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It wanted a better view of the nuts and bolts.

What do you call a dad who loves pancakes?

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A batter father.

Why did the garage broom get promoted?

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It swept the competition.

I told my drill to take a break.

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It said it was bored already.

Why did the wrench bring a notebook?

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It wanted to jot down a few turning points.

What do you call a dad who labels every garage bin?

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A storage mastermind.

Why did the lawn sprinkler get invited to every party?

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It really knew how to make a splash.

I tried to repair my chair with glue.

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Now I am stuck with it.

Why did the extension cord join the gym?

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It wanted to stretch a little farther.

What do you call a dad who alphabetizes the spice rack?

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A seasoned organizer.

Why did the garage shelf feel confident?

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It had strong support.

I asked my hammer how work was going.

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It said it was hitting its targets.

Why did the rake bring a calendar?

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It wanted to keep track of fall.

What do you call a dad who loves light bulbs?

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A bright father figure.

Why did the toolbox take a meditation class?

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It wanted to keep its tools centered.

I tried to make a joke about a level.

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It came out pretty balanced.

Why did the lawn mower apply for management?

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It knew how to cut through problems.

What do you call a dad who always refills the ice tray?

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The cube supervisor.

Why did the garage fan start a podcast?

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It had plenty of cool topics.

I asked the screwdriver for advice.

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It told me to give things another turn.

Why did the ladder bring a briefcase?

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It was climbing the corporate steps.

What do you call a dad who loves calendars?

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A date manager.

Why did the socket wrench feel popular?

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It connected with everyone.

I tried to tell a joke about caulk.

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I could not seal the deal.

Why did the workbench get an award?

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It always supported good work.

What do you call a dad who checks every sprinkler head?

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The irrigation inspector.

Why did the garage door take notes?

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It wanted to stay on track.

I bought a new stud finder.

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It keeps pointing at me.

Why did the paint roller get promoted?

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It knew how to roll with every project.

What do you call a dad who loves hardware stores?

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A tool-time regular.

Why did the shop vacuum join the cleanup crew?

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It wanted to suck up to the boss.

I asked the level if it was nervous.

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It said everything was even.

Why did the wheelbarrow get invited to help?

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It carried its share of the load.

What do you call a dad who grills vegetables?

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A seasoned squash boss.

Why did the garage fridge feel relaxed?

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It knew how to chill.

I tried to fix the sink with a joke.

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The punchline went straight down the drain.

Why did the bolt become a team leader?

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It kept everything fastened together.

What do you call a dad who always checks the compass?

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A bearing parent.

Why did the tape roll join the meeting?

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It wanted to stick to the agenda.

I asked the paintbrush why it was tired.

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It said the job was draining.

Why did the toolbox bring lunch?

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It had a full plate of jobs.

What do you call a dad who loves thermostats?

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A degree supervisor.

Why did the garage ladder get a compliment?

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It was always a step above.

I tried to organize my screws by size.

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It was a riveting experience.

Why did the garden hose become a coach?

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It knew how to keep things flowing.

What do you call a dad who loves saws?

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A cutting-edge parent.

Why did the drill bit feel important?

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It always got to the point.

I asked my wrench to relax.

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It said it was feeling a little tight.

Why did the toolbox bring sunglasses?

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Its future looked bright.

What do you call a dad who loves ladders?

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A stepfather.

Why did the garage radio join family dinner?

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It wanted to stay tuned to the conversation.

I tried to make a joke about plywood.

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It had too many layers.

Why did the screwdriver sit in the front row?

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It wanted a better angle.

What do you call a dad who loves screws?

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A well-rounded fastener fan.

Why did the lawn chair bring an umbrella?

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It wanted to stay in the shade of things.

I asked the garage light why it was smiling.

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It said things were looking up.

Why did the work gloves get a raise?

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They always handled the tough jobs.

What do you call a dad who finishes every repair?

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A fix-it finisher.

Why do cows never seem to have any money?

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The farmers milk them dry of their moo-lah.

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

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A Labracadabrador.

Why did the cat sit by the computer?

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It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

What happened when the frog's car broke down?

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It got toad away.

What do you call the horse who lives next door?

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Your neigh-bor.

Why did the snail paint a giant S on its car?

Reveal punchline

So people would say, “Look at that S-car-go!”

Why did the otter bring a towel to school?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for current events.

Why did the squirrel open a savings account?

Reveal punchline

It was tired of hiding all its assets.

What do you call a chicken who works at a library?

Reveal punchline

A book-bawk-er.

Why did the dolphin become a DJ?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to make waves.

Why did the raccoon become a detective?

Reveal punchline

It was great at digging through trash evidence.

Why did the octopus bring eight pencils?

Reveal punchline

It liked having a few extra hands-on options.

What do you call a bear who fixes computers?

Reveal punchline

A tech-nical grizzly.

Why did the goose sit near the keyboard?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to work on its honk keys.

What do you call a snail who delivers packages?

Reveal punchline

Express escargot.

Why did the parrot get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It always repeated the important points.

What do you call a crab who tells bedtime stories?

Reveal punchline

A shell-out-loud reader.

Why did the giraffe avoid low ceilings?

Reveal punchline

It had high standards.

Why did the hamster bring a compass?

Reveal punchline

It was tired of going in circles.

Why did the beaver start a construction company?

Reveal punchline

It already had the dam experience.

What do you call a cat who loves spreadsheets?

Reveal punchline

A purr-formance analyst.

Why did the owl bring a flashlight?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to look even brighter at night.

Why did the seal bring applause to every show?

Reveal punchline

It was naturally good at clapping.

What do you call a pig who loves puzzles?

Reveal punchline

A ham-bidextrous thinker.

Why did the turtle join the debate club?

Reveal punchline

It always made a slow but solid point.

What do you call a fox who writes code?

Reveal punchline

A clever little debugger.

Why did the horse carry a calendar?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of stable appointments.

What do you call a penguin who fixes refrigerators?

Reveal punchline

An ice technician.

Why did the ant bring a tiny briefcase?

Reveal punchline

It had some very important colony business.

What do you call a cow who loves astronomy?

Reveal punchline

A moo-n watcher.

Why did the pelican become a cashier?

Reveal punchline

It had plenty of bill experience.

What do you call a dog who studies maps?

Reveal punchline

A border collie-geographer.

Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for a trunk trip.

What do you call a rabbit who tells great jokes?

Reveal punchline

A funny bunny.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Reveal punchline

To prove it wasn't just black and white.

What do you call a crocodile who solves crimes?

Reveal punchline

An investi-gator.

Why did the bat get a job at the bakery?

Reveal punchline

It was great at making batter.

What do you call a deer with perfect manners?

Reveal punchline

Very deer-lightful.

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to lunch?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to reach the top banana.

What do you call a shark who loves to sing?

Reveal punchline

A tuna performer.

Why did the rooster join the band?

Reveal punchline

It had excellent drumsticks.

Why did the mouse open a bakery?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to make cheddar biscuits.

What do you call a snake who works for the government?

Reveal punchline

A civil serpent.

Why did the koala get invited to every party?

Reveal punchline

It was always koala-fied for a good time.

What do you call a fish who works in an office?

Reveal punchline

An offish assistant.

Why did the donkey bring headphones?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to listen to some hee-haw-fi.

What do you call a frog who loves fancy restaurants?

Reveal punchline

A fine-dining ribbit.

Why did the camel become a photographer?

Reveal punchline

It always got the best desert shots.

What do you call a hedgehog with great hair?

Reveal punchline

Sharp-looking.

Why did the whale bring a microphone?

Reveal punchline

It had something important to orca-strate.

Why did the goat become a gardener?

Reveal punchline

It was good at trimming the hedges.

What do you call a dog who loves taking naps?

Reveal punchline

A snooze hound.

Why did the lobster refuse to share?

Reveal punchline

It was feeling shellfish.

Why did the spider become a web designer?

Reveal punchline

It already knew the internet.

What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

Reveal punchline

A drizzly bear.

Why did the flamingo stand on one leg?

Reveal punchline

Because lifting both would make it fall.

What do you call a chicken who's good at math?

Reveal punchline

A count-a-cluck.

Why did the moose start a podcast?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot to talk a-boot.

What do you call a squirrel who works in IT?

Reveal punchline

A cache expert.

Why did the panda bring a pencil to dinner?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw its own bamboo menu.

Why did the fox bring a notebook to the forest?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to take clever notes.

What do you call a duck who loves fireworks?

Reveal punchline

A firequacker.

Why did the crab become a musician?

Reveal punchline

It had great claws for percussion.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a hotel?

Reveal punchline

A hare concierge.

Why did the cow become a comedian?

Reveal punchline

It had an udderly good sense of humor.

What do you call an eagle who never gives up?

Reveal punchline

Determined to soar through it.

Why did the polar bear carry sunglasses?

Reveal punchline

The snow was unbearably bright.

What do you call a mosquito who writes novels?

Reveal punchline

A bite-sized author.

Why did the lizard sit on the clock?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to be on time, scale and all.

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to give a gobble speech.

What do you call a fish with a great memory?

Reveal punchline

A remember-ray.

Why did the skunk become a perfume critic?

Reveal punchline

It had a strong nose for the job.

What do you call a giraffe who loves gossip?

Reveal punchline

A tall tale teller.

Why did the bee become an accountant?

Reveal punchline

It was good at keeping buzz-ness records.

What do you call a penguin who loves parties?

Reveal punchline

An ice breaker.

Why did the buffalo bring a map?

Reveal punchline

It didn't want to roam in the wrong direction.

What do you call a horse who works at a café?

Reveal punchline

A neigh-rista.

Why did the owl become a judge?

Reveal punchline

It was wise beyond its years.

What do you call a crab who works at the gym?

Reveal punchline

A muscle crustacean.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

Reveal punchline

It didn't want to be a hot dog.

Why did the elephant start a band?

Reveal punchline

It already had the brass section in its trunk.

What do you call a sheep who loves the internet?

Reveal punchline

A web baa-rowser.

Why did the dolphin bring a notebook to the ocean?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to jot down its deep thoughts.

What do you call a very polite shark?

Reveal punchline

A please-and-thank-you fin.

Why did the beaver become a dentist?

Reveal punchline

It was already an expert on wood fillings.

What do you call a kangaroo who runs a bakery?

Reveal punchline

A jump-start pastry chef.

Why did the parrot become a lawyer?

Reveal punchline

It always had something to squawk about.

What do you call a llama who works at a bank?

Reveal punchline

A deposit-a-llama.

Why did the penguin carry a thermos?

Reveal punchline

It liked to keep its cool close by.

What do you call a goat who loves road trips?

Reveal punchline

A roam-ing ruminant.

Why did the cat join the orchestra?

Reveal punchline

It wanted a seat in the purr-cussion section.

What do you call a dog who runs a bakery?

Reveal punchline

A pure-bread professional.

Why did the owl start a newspaper?

Reveal punchline

It always knew hoo, what, when, and where.

What do you call a turtle who works at a post office?

Reveal punchline

A slow-mail specialist.

Why did the rabbit become a drummer?

Reveal punchline

It had a natural hare-beat.

What do you call a cow who works in customer service?

Reveal punchline

A moo-d manager.

Why did the fox bring a tie to the forest?

Reveal punchline

It had a very sly dress code.

What do you call a bear who loves gardening?

Reveal punchline

A grizzly green thumb.

Why did the duck open a hardware store?

Reveal punchline

It was good at keeping things in a row.

What do you call a snake who loves coffee?

Reveal punchline

A hiss-presso fan.

Why did the goat bring a map to the mountain?

Reveal punchline

It didn't want to kid around with directions.

What do you call a crab who runs a coffee shop?

Reveal punchline

A brew-stacean.

Why did the elephant become a librarian?

Reveal punchline

It never forgot where a book belonged.

What do you call a frog who works in tech support?

Reveal punchline

A reboot-toad.

Why did the hamster become a DJ?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to spin all night.

What do you call a sheep who owns a bakery?

Reveal punchline

A dough-mestic ewe-trepreneur.

Why did the shark open a dental clinic?

Reveal punchline

It had plenty of bite experience.

Why did the squirrel become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It was great at getting to the nuts and bolts.

What do you call a horse who writes songs?

Reveal punchline

A neigh-sayer with perfect pitch.

Why did the octopus open an office supply store?

Reveal punchline

It could handle every department at once.

What do you call a chicken who loves camping?

Reveal punchline

A happy camper-clucker.

Why did the koala bring a clipboard?

Reveal punchline

It had some euca-list items to check.

What do you call a seal who works at a post office?

Reveal punchline

A stamp of approval specialist.

Why did the deer start a delivery service?

Reveal punchline

It was quick on the doe.

What do you call a monkey who fixes watches?

Reveal punchline

A time chimp-ion.

Why did the camel bring two water bottles?

Reveal punchline

It liked to stay ahead of the hump.

What do you call a hedgehog who gives advice?

Reveal punchline

A sharp counselor.

Why did the pelican start a restaurant?

Reveal punchline

It could handle a very large bill.

What do you call a bat who works the night shift?

Reveal punchline

A graveyard-wing specialist.

Why did the pig bring a suitcase to the farm?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to ham it up on vacation.

What do you call a giraffe who works in a bookstore?

Reveal punchline

A high-shelf specialist.

Why did the bee start a radio station?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to create some buzz.

What do you call a moose who loves desserts?

Reveal punchline

A mousse enthusiast.

Why did the flamingo join a dance class?

Reveal punchline

It already had the perfect standing pose.

What do you call a crocodile who runs a shoe store?

Reveal punchline

A croc dealer.

Why did the donkey become a mechanic?

Reveal punchline

It was good at handling stubborn engines.

What do you call a lobster who works in finance?

Reveal punchline

A claw-culator.

Why did the panda become a chef?

Reveal punchline

It was great at wok-ing with bamboo shoots.

What do you call a turkey who writes emails?

Reveal punchline

A gobble correspondent.

Why did the skunk get hired at the flower shop?

Reveal punchline

It really understood strong scents.

What do you call a whale who runs a bakery?

Reveal punchline

A blue-ribbon roll maker.

Why did the ant become a project manager?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to handle tiny tasks.

What do you call a peacock who gives presentations?

Reveal punchline

A show-and-feather expert.

Why did the walrus become a carpenter?

Reveal punchline

It was great with tusk-and-groove joints.

What do you call a newt who works in advertising?

Reveal punchline

A brand-newt specialist.

Why did the porcupine carry a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It liked to jot down pointed ideas.

What do you call an otter who runs a cafe?

Reveal punchline

An otter-latte professional.

Why did the buffalo become a barber?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to handle a wild mane.

What do you call a moth who loves reading?

Reveal punchline

A booklight enthusiast.

Why did the chimpanzee become a programmer?

Reveal punchline

It was great at monkey-patching.

What do you call a rooster who runs a hotel?

Reveal punchline

The wake-up call manager.

Why did the alpaca start a moving company?

Reveal punchline

It was always ready to pack-a load.

What do you call a dolphin who works in sales?

Reveal punchline

A fin-ancial closer.

Why did the mole open a tunnel company?

Reveal punchline

It understood the underground market.

What do you call a swan who writes poetry?

Reveal punchline

A graceful verse bird.

Why did the caterpillar apply for a promotion?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for a big transformation.

What do you call a rhino who loves classical music?

Reveal punchline

A horn section superfan.

Why did the goose open a travel agency?

Reveal punchline

It knew all the best migration routes.

What do you call a rabbit who repairs shoes?

Reveal punchline

A hare-sole technician.

Why did the turtle become a historian?

Reveal punchline

It had plenty of time to study the past.

What do you call a lemur who runs meetings?

Reveal punchline

The agenda-ring tail.

Why did the cow open a bakery?

Reveal punchline

It specialized in dairy good pastries.

What do you call a squid who writes with perfect penmanship?

Reveal punchline

An ink-redible calligrapher.

Why did the eagle open a delivery company?

Reveal punchline

It promised high-flying service.

What do you call a goat who works at a theater?

Reveal punchline

A bleat-seat usher.

Why did the rabbit bring a flashlight underground?

Reveal punchline

It wanted a brighter burrow.

What do you call a penguin who runs a smoothie shop?

Reveal punchline

A chill blender.

Why did the horse become a tailor?

Reveal punchline

It was excellent at stable stitching.

Why did the squirrel start a snack company?

Reveal punchline

It already knew the secret to good crunch.

What do you call a dog who paints houses?

Reveal punchline

A roller retriever.

Why did the owl open a clock shop?

Reveal punchline

It was up at all hours anyway.

What do you call a crab who takes excellent photos?

Reveal punchline

A snap-shell photographer.

Why did the sheep bring an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

It didn't want its wool to get ewe-midity damage.

Why did the raccoon become an organizer?

Reveal punchline

It was great at sorting through clutter.

What do you call a duck who repairs computers?

Reveal punchline

A quack technician.

Why did the giraffe become a tour guide?

Reveal punchline

It could see all the best sights.

What do you call a wolf who works in a bakery?

Reveal punchline

A howl-grain baker.

Why did the snail open a calendar shop?

Reveal punchline

It believed every day should move at its own pace.

What do you call a bear who loves breakfast?

Reveal punchline

A cereal grizzly.

Why did the parrot start a podcast?

Reveal punchline

It never ran out of things to repeat.

What do you call a penguin who writes mystery novels?

Reveal punchline

A cold-case author.

Why did the otter become a banker?

Reveal punchline

It was great at handling current accounts.

What do you call a goat who runs a bakery?

Reveal punchline

A bleat-and-bake specialist.

Why did the fox open a coffee shop?

Reveal punchline

It had a clever blend.

What do you call a penguin who works in accounting?

Reveal punchline

A cool bookkeeper.

Why did the squirrel become a photographer?

Reveal punchline

It was great at capturing candid nuts.

What do you call a rabbit who fixes computers?

Reveal punchline

A hare-dware technician.

Why did the elephant become a tour guide?

Reveal punchline

It never forgot the route.

What do you call a duck who works in finance?

Reveal punchline

A bill analyst.

Why did the bear open a breakfast cafe?

Reveal punchline

It loved serving grizzly good mornings.

What do you call a turtle who loves deadlines?

Reveal punchline

A slow but steady scheduler.

Why did the frog become a weather reporter?

Reveal punchline

It always knew when a storm was croaking up.

What do you call a horse who manages a hotel?

Reveal punchline

The stable manager.

Why did the cat start a delivery service?

Reveal punchline

It always landed on the right doorstep.

What do you call a dog who works in a library?

Reveal punchline

A book retriever.

Why did the owl become a professor?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of wisdom to share.

What do you call a pig who runs a sandwich shop?

Reveal punchline

A ham operator.

Why did the giraffe open a lookout tower?

Reveal punchline

It already had the best view.

What do you call a crab who runs a repair shop?

Reveal punchline

A fix-it claw expert.

Why did the bee become a recruiter?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to create a buzz around openings.

What do you call a camel who works in logistics?

Reveal punchline

A hump-day coordinator.

Why did the shark become a sales manager?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to close deals with bite.

What do you call a sheep who works in fashion?

Reveal punchline

A wool-drobe consultant.

Why did the raccoon open a recycling business?

Reveal punchline

It was already good at sorting through everything.

What do you call a monkey who repairs bicycles?

Reveal punchline

A chain-chimp mechanic.

Why did the dolphin become a lifeguard?

Reveal punchline

It was always ready to make a splash.

What do you call a cow who runs a coffee shop?

Reveal punchline

A moo-cha barista.

Why did the rooster open an alarm clock store?

Reveal punchline

It believed in early business.

What do you call a snake who works in customer support?

Reveal punchline

A hiss-tance specialist.

Why did the panda become an editor?

Reveal punchline

It was great at trimming unnecessary bamboo.

What do you call a fox who manages a restaurant?

Reveal punchline

A sly dining supervisor.

Why did the lobster become a tailor?

Reveal punchline

It was handy with a good pinch.

What do you call an alpaca who works in shipping?

Reveal punchline

A pack-a-paca coordinator.

Why did the goose become a pilot?

Reveal punchline

It already knew the best flight paths.

What do you call a kangaroo who works in HR?

Reveal punchline

A pouch-resources manager.

Why did the beaver become an architect?

Reveal punchline

It had years of dam design experience.

What do you call a penguin who runs a frozen yogurt shop?

Reveal punchline

A chill-serve expert.

Why did the horse start a delivery route?

Reveal punchline

It liked having stable stops.

What do you call a cat who works in cybersecurity?

Reveal punchline

A purr-mission analyst.

Why did the ant open a moving company?

Reveal punchline

No load was too small.

What do you call a dog who runs a newspaper?

Reveal punchline

The daily bark editor.

Why did the owl start a night school?

Reveal punchline

It had the perfect schedule for late learners.

What do you call a rabbit who manages a garden center?

Reveal punchline

A hare-borist.

Why did the raccoon open a recycling center?

Reveal punchline

It already knew how to sort through everything.

What do you call a rabbit who works at a clock shop?

Reveal punchline

A hare-minute specialist.

Why did the penguin become a weather reporter?

Reveal punchline

It was great at forecasting cold fronts.

What do you call a squirrel who loves photography?

Reveal punchline

A snap-happy nut collector.

Why did the dolphin become a swim coach?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to keep everyone moving with the current.

What do you call a horse who fixes computers?

Reveal punchline

A stable tech support specialist.

Why did the owl start a tutoring service?

Reveal punchline

It had a reputation for wise explanations.

What do you call a goat who runs a bookstore?

Reveal punchline

A well-read kid.

Why did the crab apply for a desk job?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to move sideways into management.

What do you call a bear who works at a breakfast diner?

Reveal punchline

The grizzly grill master.

Why did the parrot become a radio announcer?

Reveal punchline

It had a voice worth repeating.

What do you call a turtle who loves coffee breaks?

Reveal punchline

A slow-roast regular.

Why did the giraffe become a lighthouse keeper?

Reveal punchline

It was already used to looking out from high places.

What do you call a dog who loves gardening?

Reveal punchline

A bark-yard specialist.

Why did the duck become an accountant?

Reveal punchline

It was good at keeping track of every bill.

What do you call a sheep who works at a theater?

Reveal punchline

A baa-ckstage manager.

Why did the fox become a chess coach?

Reveal punchline

It was always thinking several sly moves ahead.

What do you call a cow who runs a gym?

Reveal punchline

A moo-tivation trainer.

Why did the hamster start a delivery company?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to keep things moving around the clock.

What do you call a penguin who writes computer code?

Reveal punchline

An ice-cold developer.

Why did the elephant become a photographer?

Reveal punchline

It never forgot the perfect shot.

What do you call a frog who works at a bakery?

Reveal punchline

A dough hopper.

Why did the bee become a tour guide?

Reveal punchline

It knew all the buzz-worthy spots.

What do you call a pig who works at a library?

Reveal punchline

A well-read ham.

Why did the cat become a yoga instructor?

Reveal punchline

It was an expert at stretching and purr-severance.

What do you call a monkey who loves spreadsheets?

Reveal punchline

A cell-swinging analyst.

Why did the whale become a choir director?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to carry a big tune.

What do you call a chicken who works at a bank?

Reveal punchline

A nest-egg advisor.

Why did the lizard start a sunscreen company?

Reveal punchline

It knew a lot about basking safely.

What do you call a deer who loves coffee?

Reveal punchline

A doe-pio drinker.

Why did the seal become a lifeguard?

Reveal punchline

It was always ready to dive into action.

What do you call a kangaroo who works in shipping?

Reveal punchline

A pouch-and-pack specialist.

Why did the skunk start a cleaning business?

Reveal punchline

It understood the importance of fresh results.

What do you call a lobster who loves office work?

Reveal punchline

A claw-rical assistant.

Why did the koala become a librarian?

Reveal punchline

It liked to hang around the reference section.

What do you call a peacock who works in fashion?

Reveal punchline

A feather-forward designer.

Why did the worm become a gardener?

Reveal punchline

It already knew the soil from the inside out.

What do you call a panda who loves computers?

Reveal punchline

A bamboo-zling coder.

Why did the pelican become a waiter?

Reveal punchline

It was excellent at handling large orders.

What do you call a buffalo who works in construction?

Reveal punchline

A heavy-duty bison builder.

Why did the ant join the marching band?

Reveal punchline

It was great at keeping tiny steps in rhythm.

What do you call a shark who runs meetings?

Reveal punchline

The fin-al decision maker.

Why did the donkey become a delivery driver?

Reveal punchline

It could really haul the load.

What do you call a swan who works at a spa?

Reveal punchline

A graceful relaxation specialist.

Why did the hedgehog become a tailor?

Reveal punchline

It had plenty of pins on hand.

What do you call an otter who works in customer service?

Reveal punchline

An otterly helpful representative.

Why did the rooster become a morning radio host?

Reveal punchline

It already had the perfect wake-up voice.

What do you call a moose who works in a bakery?

Reveal punchline

A mousse cake specialist.

Why did the moth become a lamp salesperson?

Reveal punchline

It was naturally drawn to the products.

What do you call a walrus who works at a dentist office?

Reveal punchline

A tusk-care assistant.

Why did the flamingo become a balance coach?

Reveal punchline

It had years of one-leg experience.

What do you call a crocodile who loves paperwork?

Reveal punchline

A file-gator.

Why did the alpaca start a luggage shop?

Reveal punchline

It really knew how to pack-a bag.

What do you call a turkey who works at a call center?

Reveal punchline

A gobble support agent.

Why did the porcupine become an editor?

Reveal punchline

It was good at making pointed corrections.

What do you call a lemur who loves calendars?

Reveal punchline

A date-ring tail enthusiast.

Why did the newt become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It always brought a fresh perspective.

What do you call a rhinoceros who works in music?

Reveal punchline

A horn section manager.

Why did the caterpillar join a career workshop?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for its next transformation.

What do you call a goose who works at an airport?

Reveal punchline

A migration coordinator.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Reveal punchline

Between us, something smells.

Why did the pirate stop learning the alphabet?

Reveal punchline

He got lost at C.

Why did the crayon bring a suitcase to art class?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw somewhere new.

Why did the sock sit beside the window?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to catch a little fresh air.

Why did the bubble take the stairs?

Reveal punchline

It did not want to pop into the elevator.

What did the pencil say after a long day?

Reveal punchline

I need to sharpen up tomorrow.

Why did the toy train bring a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to keep track of everything.

Why did the kite get invited to the party?

Reveal punchline

It always lifted everyone’s spirits.

What did the spoon say to the bowl?

Reveal punchline

You can count on me to stir things up.

Why did the backpack smile on Monday morning?

Reveal punchline

It was packed with possibilities.

What do you call a frog who loves bedtime stories?

Reveal punchline

A read-it ribbit.

Why did the balloon whisper in the library?

Reveal punchline

It did not want to raise its voice.

What did the lamp say when it solved the puzzle?

Reveal punchline

That was illuminating.

Why did the mitten become class president?

Reveal punchline

It had everyone’s hand.

What do you call a rabbit who tells great stories?

Reveal punchline

A hare-raising narrator.

Why did the umbrella get a gold star?

Reveal punchline

It always had everyone covered.

What did one shoelace say to the other?

Reveal punchline

Let’s stick together and tie this up.

Why did the cookie bring a map?

Reveal punchline

It kept getting lost in the crumbs.

What do you call a penguin with excellent manners?

Reveal punchline

Ice to meet you.

Why did the marble join the school band?

Reveal punchline

It had a really smooth roll.

What did the moon say to the night-light?

Reveal punchline

You glow, little buddy.

Why did the paper airplane study geography?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to know where it was going.

What do you call a tiny magician who lives in a backpack?

Reveal punchline

A pocket hocus-pocus.

Why did the pillow enter the talent show?

Reveal punchline

It had a dream performance.

Why did the rain boot bring an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

It believed in teamwork.

What did the star say after winning hide-and-seek?

Reveal punchline

I knew I would shine.

What do you call a happy little cloud?

Reveal punchline

A bundle of fluff and cheer.

What did the pencil say to the eraser?

Reveal punchline

You always make things right.

Why did the star bring a ladder?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to reach new heights.

What did the banana say to the dog?

Reveal punchline

Nothing. Bananas cannot talk.

What did the spoon say to the cereal bowl?

Reveal punchline

I am ready to dive in.

What did the book say to the bookmark?

Reveal punchline

Thanks for holding my place.

Why did the apple wear a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for a core adventure.

Why did the light bulb go to school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to get brighter.

Why did the balloon stay away from the cactus?

Reveal punchline

It did not want to pop by.

Why did the sandwich go to the beach?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to catch some rays.

Why did the frog bring an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

It heard there was a chance of ribbits.

Why did the backpack go to the doctor?

Reveal punchline

It had too much on its shoulders.

Why did the alarm clock blush?

Reveal punchline

It got caught waking everyone up.

Why did the glue stay after class?

Reveal punchline

It was stuck on the lesson.

Why did the marshmallow sit by the fire?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to get toasty.

Why did the shoe bring a map?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to find the right path.

What did the apple say to the worm?

Reveal punchline

You are really getting under my skin.

Why did the ghost go to school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to improve its spirit.

Why did the paper clip feel important?

Reveal punchline

It held everything together.

What did one snowflake say to the other?

Reveal punchline

You are one of a kind.

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Reveal punchline

It was tired of being kicked around.

What do you call a dinosaur that loves school?

Reveal punchline

A learn-o-saurus.

Why did the lamp get invited to the party?

Reveal punchline

It lit up the room.

What did the watermelon say after the race?

Reveal punchline

That was one in a melon.

Why did the spoon go to school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to stir up some knowledge.

Why did the jellybean go to music class?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to learn the sweet notes.

Why did the banana go to school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to improve its appeal.

Why did the pencil case feel happy?

Reveal punchline

It was full of bright ideas.

What did the balloon say to the pin?

Reveal punchline

Please do not burst my bubble.

Why did the cookie bring a flashlight?

Reveal punchline

It was looking for the dark chocolate.

Why did the crayon go to the doctor?

Reveal punchline

It was feeling a little dull.

Why did the backpack win an award?

Reveal punchline

It always carried the team.

Why did the backpack bring sunglasses?

Reveal punchline

It had a bright day ahead.

Why did the cookie bring a ladder?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to reach the top shelf.

Why did the crayon join the band?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to add some color to the music.

What did the sock say after winning the race?

Reveal punchline

I really pulled ahead.

Why did the kite bring a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to jot down some high ideas.

Why did the eraser become a superhero?

Reveal punchline

It was great at fixing mistakes.

Why did the banana bring an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

It did not want to split in the rain.

Why did the ruler bring a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to measure up at school.

What did the cloud say to the rainbow?

Reveal punchline

You make everything brighter.

Why did the robot bring a pencil?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw some circuits.

Why did the teddy bear bring a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for a stuffed school day.

What did the shoe say after a long walk?

Reveal punchline

I am totally worn out.

Why did the balloon bring a sweater?

Reveal punchline

It was feeling a little deflated.

Why did the marker go to music class?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to hit the right notes.

What did the pillow say to the blanket?

Reveal punchline

I've got you covered tonight.

Why did the apple bring a helmet?

Reveal punchline

It was afraid of falling far from the tree.

Why did the spoon bring a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to scoop up some knowledge.

Why did the paper airplane bring a suitcase?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for a long flight.

Why did the cupcake bring a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for a sweet day at school.

Why did the moon bring a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to write down its phases.

Why did the sock bring a friend?

Reveal punchline

It did not want to be a lone pair.

Why did the kite get a job?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to move up in the world.

Why did the flashlight bring a pencil?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to highlight the answers.

Why did the book bring a flashlight?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to read into the night.

Why did the ruler become a comedian?

Reveal punchline

It always had the perfect line.

What do you call a cat who loves homework?

Reveal punchline

A purr-fect student.

What did the cookie say to the milk?

Reveal punchline

You make me feel complete.

Why did the robot bring an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

It was expecting a little data drizzle.

What do you call a sheep who loves school?

Reveal punchline

A baa-rilliant student.

Why did the pencil go outside?

Reveal punchline

It needed a fresh point of view.

Why did the crayon bring a flashlight?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to brighten its colors.

Why did the balloon go to school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to rise to the top of the class.

Why did the teddy bear bring a pencil?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw a bear-y good picture.

What do you call a bee who sleeps past breakfast?

Reveal punchline

A buzz-dozer.

Why did the rainbow bring a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It had a colorful schedule.

What did the frog say to the lily pad?

Reveal punchline

Thanks for always supporting me.

Why did the apple go to art class?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw from the core.

What do you call a dinosaur who loves naps?

Reveal punchline

A snooze-a-saurus.

What did the kite say after flying all day?

Reveal punchline

I need to wind down.

Why did the crayon get invited to the party?

Reveal punchline

It always colored outside the lines.

What did the sun say to the sunglasses?

Reveal punchline

You make me look cool.

Why did the robot go to music class?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to learn some techno.

What do you call a chicken who loves school?

Reveal punchline

An egg-cellent student.

What did the kite say to the paper airplane?

Reveal punchline

You really know how to glide through life.

Why did the moon bring a ladder?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to reach the stars.

Why did the sock go to school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to learn the basics from toe to top.

What did the pencil say before the test?

Reveal punchline

I've got a point to prove.

Why did the rainbow go to music class?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to learn the color scale.

What do you call a sleepy dinosaur teacher?

Reveal punchline

Professor Snore-a-saurus.

What did the balloon say to the kite?

Reveal punchline

You really know how to rise above things.

What do you call a rabbit who loves school lunches?

Reveal punchline

A cafeteria hopper.

Why did the robot take a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of bytes to carry.

What did the cloud say before the storm?

Reveal punchline

Things are about to get electric.

Why did the spoon join the orchestra?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to play in the silverware section.

Why did the teddy bear join the choir?

Reveal punchline

It had a warm, fuzzy voice.

What did the star say to the telescope?

Reveal punchline

Thanks for looking up to me.

Why did the backpack become class president?

Reveal punchline

It carried everyone’s support.

Why did the pencil bring a jacket?

Reveal punchline

It heard the test might be chilly.

Why did the moon bring crayons?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to color the night sky.

What did the flashlight say to the night-light?

Reveal punchline

You make the little things brighter.

Why did the balloon bring a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It had some uplifting ideas.

Why did the robot bring a ruler?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to measure its progress.

What did the crayon say after the test?

Reveal punchline

I think I colored inside the lines.

Why did the teddy bear bring an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to stay dry and fuzzy.

Why did the star bring a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of bright ideas to carry.

Why did the cookie go to school early?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to be one smart cookie.

What do you call a turtle who loves recess?

Reveal punchline

A slow-motion playground champ.

Why did the cloud bring crayons?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw a silver lining.

Why did the robot join the soccer team?

Reveal punchline

It had great kick-bots.

Why did the pencil bring an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

It did not want its point to get washed out.

Why did the teddy bear sit in the front row?

Reveal punchline

It wanted the best bear-y view.

What did the backpack say after school?

Reveal punchline

I am carrying a lot today.

Why did the balloon join the choir?

Reveal punchline

It could really raise the notes.

Why did the star go to the library?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to check out something stellar.

What did the pencil say after sharpening?

Reveal punchline

I am feeling on point.

Why did the robot bring a flashlight?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to debug in the dark.

Why did the teddy bear bring a calculator?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to count its hugs.

Why did the crayon join the soccer team?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to color outside the goal lines.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Reveal punchline

You keep me focused.

Why did the balloon go to art class?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw some attention.

What do you call a dinosaur who loves recess?

Reveal punchline

A play-o-saurus.

Why did the teddy bear bring crayons?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw a fuzzy picture.

What did the robot say before the spelling test?

Reveal punchline

Byte me a word.

Why did the cloud go to school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to improve its weather knowledge.

What do you call a cat who loves recess?

Reveal punchline

A playground purr-fessional.

Why did the pencil bring a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of points to carry.

What did the star say to the backpack?

Reveal punchline

You carry yourself well.

Why did the robot bring crayons?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to add some color to its code.

Why did the teddy bear bring a map?

Reveal punchline

It did not want to get lost in the woods.

Why did the cloud bring a pencil?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to sketch a storm.

Why did the crayon bring a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It had a colorful schedule.

What did the moon say after homework?

Reveal punchline

That was out of this world.

Why did the robot bring a lunchbox?

Reveal punchline

It needed some byte-sized snacks.

What do you call a turtle who loves reading?

Reveal punchline

A slow page-turner.

Why did the star bring a ruler?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to measure how far it had come.

Why did the teddy bear bring a flashlight?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to find the bright side.

What do you call a penguin who loves school lunch?

Reveal punchline

A cool cafeteria customer.

Why did the balloon bring a ruler?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to see how high it could go.

Why did the crayon bring a calculator?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to add more color.

What did the moon say to the notebook?

Reveal punchline

Write something stellar.

Why did the robot bring a backpack to recess?

Reveal punchline

It never left its data behind.

Why did the star bring a lunchbox?

Reveal punchline

It needed a little space food.

Why did the teddy bear bring a ruler to art class?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw a straight bear.

Why did the cloud bring a ruler?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to measure the forecast.

What did the robot say at the end of the school day?

Reveal punchline

Class dismissed. Powering down.

Why did the banana visit the doctor?

Reveal punchline

It was not peeling well.

What does a grape do when someone steps on it?

Reveal punchline

It lets out a little wine.

Why was the mushroom invited to every party?

Reveal punchline

He was a fun-gi.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Reveal punchline

It saw the salad dressing.

What did the bread do on vacation?

Reveal punchline

It loafed around.

Why should you never tell an egg a joke?

Reveal punchline

It might crack up.

Why did the doughnut visit the dentist?

Reveal punchline

It needed a filling.

Why are pancakes good at baseball?

Reveal punchline

They have the best batter.

Why did the coffee call the police?

Reveal punchline

It had been mugged.

What did the cupcake say to the muffin?

Reveal punchline

Is something battering you?

Why did the orange put on sunscreen?

Reveal punchline

It did not want to peel.

What do you call a potato watching a baseball game?

Reveal punchline

A spec-tater.

What did the pickle say when the door would not open?

Reveal punchline

Dill with it.

Why was the corn asked to tell another joke?

Reveal punchline

Everyone thought it was a-maize-ing.

Why did the waffle bring a suitcase?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for a batter trip.

What do you call a confident pea?

Reveal punchline

Unbe-leaf-ably self-assured.

Why did the taco start a diary?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot to shell out.

What did the apple say before the race?

Reveal punchline

Core we go!

Why did the cereal sit by the window?

Reveal punchline

It wanted a little grain of sunshine.

What do you call a sandwich that tells secrets?

Reveal punchline

A sub-whisperer.

Why did the lemon join the choir?

Reveal punchline

It had a naturally sharp note.

What did the soup say to the spoon?

Reveal punchline

Thanks for always dipping in.

Why did the bagel become a detective?

Reveal punchline

It kept looking for the hole story.

What do you call a very patient potato?

Reveal punchline

A wait-er tot.

Why did the pear bring a friend to lunch?

Reveal punchline

It did not want to dine un-paired.

What did the popcorn say at the movies?

Reveal punchline

This plot is really popping.

Why did the cucumber start exercising?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to stay in a good pickle.

What do you call a dramatic blueberry?

Reveal punchline

A berry big performer.

Why did the toast carry an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

The forecast called for a light spread.

What did the noodle say before the exam?

Reveal punchline

I hope I can use my noodle.

Why did the muffin bring a ladder?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to rise to the occasion.

What do you call a grape who loves schedules?

Reveal punchline

A raisin-able planner.

Why did the cheese bring a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It had some grate ideas.

What did the pancake say to the syrup?

Reveal punchline

You make everything stack up nicely.

Why did the carrot get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It was outstanding in its root department.

Why did the cookie become a tour guide?

Reveal punchline

It knew all the sweet spots.

What did the rice say at graduation?

Reveal punchline

I have finally grain up.

Why did the avocado start meditating?

Reveal punchline

It needed inner guac.

What do you call a strawberry with a microphone?

Reveal punchline

A jam session.

Why did the pretzel apply for a job?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to twist into a new role.

What did the butter say during the argument?

Reveal punchline

Let’s not spread this any further.

Why did the onion become a poet?

Reveal punchline

It had layers of emotion.

What do you call a pancake that solves mysteries?

Reveal punchline

A breakfast private eye.

Why did the melon bring a calendar?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of dates to remember.

What did the donut say after finishing a project?

Reveal punchline

That really came full circle.

Why did the broccoli get invited to dinner?

Reveal punchline

It was kind of a big dill.

Why did the pizza apply for a job?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to bring home the dough.

What did the bacon say to the egg?

Reveal punchline

You crack me up.

Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?

Reveal punchline

It ran out of cider.

What do you call cheese that can hide a horse?

Reveal punchline

Mascarpone.

Why did the cupcake go to school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to be a smartie.

What did the hot dog say after winning the race?

Reveal punchline

Frankly, I relished it.

Why did the cookie sit by the fire?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to feel a little toasted.

What do you call a potato that tells jokes?

Reveal punchline

A comedi-tater.

Why did the milk go to art school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to become cultured.

What did the toast say to the butter?

Reveal punchline

You are on a roll.

Why did the chili pepper get a promotion?

Reveal punchline

It brought the heat.

What do you call a nervous piece of bread?

Reveal punchline

A jittery baguette.

Why did the pizza maker go broke?

Reveal punchline

He kept giving away too much dough.

What did the bean say to the other bean?

Reveal punchline

How have you bean?

Why did the donut open a bank account?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to save some dough.

What do you call pasta that is always on time?

Reveal punchline

Prompt-a-rigatoni.

Why did the peach refuse to argue?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to keep the peace.

What did the carrot say to the celery?

Reveal punchline

Lettuce stick together.

Why did the sandwich bring a map?

Reveal punchline

It was looking for the best route.

Why did the coffee go to therapy?

Reveal punchline

It had too many grounds for concern.

What did the tortilla say to the cheese?

Reveal punchline

You make me melt.

Why did the cookie apply for a loan?

Reveal punchline

It was short on dough.

Why did the apple join the band?

Reveal punchline

It had great core-dination.

What did the burger say to the fries?

Reveal punchline

You are my side piece.

Why did the cupcake stay calm?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to keep its frosting.

What do you call a potato at the beach?

Reveal punchline

A sand-wich side.

Why did the soup get a ticket?

Reveal punchline

It was caught speeding through the broth lane.

What did the cheese say after making a mistake?

Reveal punchline

That was not very gouda.

Why did the lemon start a business?

Reveal punchline

It had a zest for success.

What do you call bread that tells the truth?

Reveal punchline

Honest toast.

Why did the cereal break up with the milk?

Reveal punchline

It needed some space to stay crunchy.

What did the donut say to the coffee?

Reveal punchline

You complete my morning.

Why did the pickle get a raise?

Reveal punchline

It was kind of a big dill.

What do you call a potato who loves the internet?

Reveal punchline

A couch spud.

What did the grape say after the joke?

Reveal punchline

That was vine.

Why did the popcorn get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It always rose to the occasion.

What do you call a taco who fixes computers?

Reveal punchline

A tech-o.

Why did the onion start a band?

Reveal punchline

It had plenty of layers.

What did the muffin say at the gym?

Reveal punchline

I am on a roll.

Why did the avocado cross the road?

Reveal punchline

To get to the other side of the toast.

What do you call a sandwich that sings?

Reveal punchline

A subwoofer.

Why did the cheese refuse to fight?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to keep things grate.

What did the pancake say after a long day?

Reveal punchline

I am totally flipped out.

Why did the tomato become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to ketchup with the class.

What do you call a potato who works in a hospital?

Reveal punchline

A med-i-tater.

Why did the bread join the orchestra?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to play a roll.

What did the noodle say to the sauce?

Reveal punchline

You really complete me.

Why did the donut join the gym?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to work on its core.

What do you call a cheese that loves jokes?

Reveal punchline

Laughing cow.

Why did the orange become a comedian?

Reveal punchline

It had great pulp timing.

What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Reveal punchline

Stop stalking me.

Why did the cupcake bring a pencil?

Reveal punchline

It had a sweet idea to sketch.

What do you call a spicy detective?

Reveal punchline

Sherlock Habanero.

Why did the rice go to the gym?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to get shredded.

What did the toast say at the party?

Reveal punchline

I am on a roll tonight.

Why did the blueberry get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It was berry dependable.

What do you call a potato who meditates?

Reveal punchline

A calm-bucha spud.

Why did the hamburger go to school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to be well done.

What did the donut say to the bagel?

Reveal punchline

You are looking hole-some today.

Why did the soup become a detective?

Reveal punchline

It always got to the stock of the matter.

Why did the apple become a lawyer?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to make a strong case.

What did the butter say to the toast?

Reveal punchline

You are my better half.

Why did the popcorn start a business?

Reveal punchline

It saw a kernel of opportunity.

Why did the egg cross the road?

Reveal punchline

To get to the sunny side.

What did the coffee say before work?

Reveal punchline

Let us espresso ourselves.

Why did the bread get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It always rose to the occasion.

What do you call a potato who loves music?

Reveal punchline

A mash-up artist.

Why did the cheese go to the gym?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to get shredded.

What did the taco say at the party?

Reveal punchline

Let us shell-ebrate.

Why did the carrot become a musician?

Reveal punchline

It had great roots.

What do you call a sophisticated sandwich?

Reveal punchline

A classy sub.

Why did the watermelon start a business?

Reveal punchline

It had plenty of seed money.

What did the cookie say after finishing work?

Reveal punchline

That is how the cookie crumbles.

Why did the milk become a comedian?

Reveal punchline

It had a creamy delivery.

What do you call a potato who tells the future?

Reveal punchline

A predic-tater.

Why did the banana become a musician?

Reveal punchline

It had great appeal.

What did the cheese say to the cracker?

Reveal punchline

You are my perfect match.

Why did the cupcake start a business?

Reveal punchline

It had a sweet plan.

What do you call a tomato who works in tech?

Reveal punchline

A data sauce analyst.

Why did the sandwich get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It always delivered.

What did the egg say before the big test?

Reveal punchline

I am ready to crack it.

Why did the cookie become a detective?

Reveal punchline

It followed the crumbs.

What do you call a potato who runs a company?

Reveal punchline

The head tater.

Why did the croissant get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It always rose to the challenge.

What do you call a nervous taco?

Reveal punchline

A shell-shocked snack.

Why did the brownie bring a flashlight?

Reveal punchline

It was going to the dark chocolate side.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard?

Reveal punchline

You need to catch up.

Why did the pancake bring a briefcase?

Reveal punchline

It meant business at breakfast.

What do you call a fashionable cupcake?

Reveal punchline

Frosting couture.

Why did the pickle become a comedian?

Reveal punchline

It had a dill-ightful sense of humor.

What did the coffee bean say before the meeting?

Reveal punchline

Let's get grounded.

Why did the spaghetti apply for a job?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to make some pasta-bilities.

What do you call a confident cookie?

Reveal punchline

One smart cookie.

Why did the lime start exercising?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to stay zest in shape.

What did the waffle say to the pancake?

Reveal punchline

Stop trying to butter me up.

Why did the burrito bring a blanket?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to stay wrapped up.

What do you call a cheese that loves camping?

Reveal punchline

Provolone in the woods.

Why did the strawberry become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It was berry good at explaining things.

What did the cereal say after a long day?

Reveal punchline

I'm feeling a little drained.

Why did the cupcake become a banker?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to manage dough.

Why did the sandwich go to the library?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to check out a good wrap.

What did the orange say during the race?

Reveal punchline

Peel the speed.

Why did the soup start a podcast?

Reveal punchline

It had plenty of hot takes.

What do you call a dramatic taco?

Reveal punchline

A soap opera in a shell.

Why did the brownie get a passport?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to travel the fudgy world.

What did the muffin say to the oven?

Reveal punchline

You really bring out the best in me.

Why did the pickle bring a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of dill-iberations.

What do you call a musical sandwich?

Reveal punchline

A jam session on rye.

Why did the apple get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It was the pick of the bunch.

What did the milk say to the cookie?

Reveal punchline

You can count on me to dip in.

Why did the cereal open a business?

Reveal punchline

It had a grain idea.

What do you call a potato with a camera?

Reveal punchline

A snap-tater.

Why did the bagel take a vacation?

Reveal punchline

It needed a little hole-idays.

What did the taco say after finishing work?

Reveal punchline

That's a wrap.

Why did the donut become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to fill in the gaps.

What do you call a fancy bowl of soup?

Reveal punchline

Broth couture.

Why did the carrot bring sunglasses?

Reveal punchline

Its future looked bright orange.

What did the popcorn say before the movie?

Reveal punchline

Things are about to get popping.

Why did the cheese start a podcast?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot to grate about.

Why did the brownie become a detective?

Reveal punchline

It followed the fudge trail.

What did the lemon say to the lime?

Reveal punchline

You're one in a citrus.

Why did the apple bring a ladder?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to reach the top branch.

What do you call a taco who loves math?

Reveal punchline

A calcu-lada.

Why did the bread start a podcast?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of loaf to share.

What did the spoon say to the ice cream?

Reveal punchline

I'm digging this.

Why did the muffin become a manager?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to rise above the rest.

What do you call an organized pantry?

Reveal punchline

Shelf control.

Why did the pepper bring a résumé?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to spice up its career.

What did the burger say to the bun?

Reveal punchline

You hold me together.

Why did the pancake buy a watch?

Reveal punchline

It wanted perfect flipping timing.

Why did the cookie join a band?

Reveal punchline

It had sweet rhythm.

What did the soup say on a cold day?

Reveal punchline

This is my time to shine.

Why did the avocado apply for a loan?

Reveal punchline

It needed extra guac flow.

What do you call a very polite potato?

Reveal punchline

A courteous tater.

Why did the donut go to the office early?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to get a head start on the hole day.

What did the bacon say to the frying pan?

Reveal punchline

Things are really sizzling between us.

Why did the cereal become a journalist?

Reveal punchline

It always got the scoop.

What do you call a pizza who tells secrets?

Reveal punchline

A little slice of gossip.

Why did the onion get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It had layers of experience.

What did the toast say before a speech?

Reveal punchline

Butter wish me luck.

Why did the noodle become a musician?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to pasta tune.

Why did the burrito become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to wrap up a lesson.

What did the cupcake say to the birthday candle?

Reveal punchline

You light up my frosting.

Why did the broccoli start lifting weights?

Reveal punchline

It wanted stronger stalks.

What do you call a potato with good manners?

Reveal punchline

A polite-o.

Why did the coffee open a gym?

Reveal punchline

It was all about strong grounds.

What did the tomato say to the burger?

Reveal punchline

Ketchup with you later.

Why did the cheese bring a suitcase?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for a grate escape.

Why did the apple become a musician?

Reveal punchline

It had perfect core-ds.

What did the rice say to the curry?

Reveal punchline

You spice up my life.

Why did the taco go to the gym?

Reveal punchline

It wanted a stronger shell.

What do you call a donut who loves puzzles?

Reveal punchline

A hole-solver.

Why did the cucumber get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It stayed cool under pressure.

What did the bread say to the toaster?

Reveal punchline

You're really heating things up.

Why did the strawberry start a business?

Reveal punchline

It found a berry good opportunity.

What do you call a pizza that studies hard?

Reveal punchline

A smart slice.

Why did the pickle become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It was a big dill in the classroom.

What did the egg say to the frying pan?

Reveal punchline

This is getting over-easy.

Why did the brownie take notes?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to remember every sweet detail.

Why did the lettuce apply for management?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to get a head in business.

What did the cupcake say after a workout?

Reveal punchline

I'm feeling pretty whipped.

Why did the coffee bring a ladder?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to reach a higher brew.

What do you call a pizza at a formal event?

Reveal punchline

A well-dressed slice.

Why did the grape start a company?

Reveal punchline

It had vine ideas.

What did the carrot say before the race?

Reveal punchline

Let's root for each other.

Why did the bagel become a motivational speaker?

Reveal punchline

It helped people find their center.

What do you call a cookie who works in finance?

Reveal punchline

A chip accountant.

Why did the waffle become a manager?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to handle sticky situations.

What do you call a confident croissant?

Reveal punchline

A roll model.

Why did the tomato bring a suitcase?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to ketchup on some travel.

What did the cheese say before the interview?

Reveal punchline

I am feeling grate.

Why did the pancake open a business?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to stack up profits.

What do you call a potato who loves debates?

Reveal punchline

An argu-tater.

Why did the lemon bring a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It had a zest of ideas.

What did the cupcake say after a long meeting?

Reveal punchline

That really took the cake.

Why did the sandwich become a coach?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to build a strong team.

Why did the cookie bring a suitcase?

Reveal punchline

It was ready for a sweet getaway.

What did the soup say to the bread?

Reveal punchline

You are my dipping partner.

Why did the apple open a gym?

Reveal punchline

It believed in core strength.

What do you call a patient pancake?

Reveal punchline

A wait-and-flip.

Why did the muffin become an actor?

Reveal punchline

It loved rising to the role.

What did the coffee say to the cream?

Reveal punchline

You make me smoother.

Why did the pickle open a store?

Reveal punchline

It had a big dill on inventory.

What do you call a potato who gives speeches?

Reveal punchline

A commen-tater.

Why did the cheese get invited to every meeting?

Reveal punchline

It always brought something grate to the table.

What did the tortilla say after work?

Reveal punchline

That is a wrap.

Why did the brownie start a band?

Reveal punchline

It had rich sound.

What do you call a fast sandwich?

Reveal punchline

A sub-sonic snack.

Why did the cereal bring a calculator?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to crunch the numbers.

What did the banana say before the presentation?

Reveal punchline

I hope this has appeal.

Why did the spaghetti become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to connect all the strands.

Why did the donut get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It always came full circle.

What did the burger say before the game?

Reveal punchline

Let us meat the challenge.

Why did the cookie become a banker?

Reveal punchline

It was good with chips.

Why did the taco bring a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot to taco-bout.

What did the cheese say at graduation?

Reveal punchline

That was a grate achievement.

Why did the apple become a photographer?

Reveal punchline

It had a good eye for the core subject.

What do you call a sandwich who loves books?

Reveal punchline

A well-read sub.

Why did the pancake bring a pencil?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to sketch out a stack plan.

What did the pickle say before the race?

Reveal punchline

Dill you at the finish line.

Why did the muffin open a cafe?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to serve up warm ideas.

What do you call a potato with a microphone?

Reveal punchline

A mash caster.

Why did the coffee become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to keep everyone awake.

What did the toast say after a compliment?

Reveal punchline

You are buttering me up.

Why did the grape become a manager?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to keep things on the vine.

What do you call a dramatic pancake?

Reveal punchline

A flapjack actor.

Why did the brownie apply for a raise?

Reveal punchline

It had been putting in extra fudge hours.

What did the soup say at the meeting?

Reveal punchline

Let us get to the broth of the matter.

Why did the cucumber bring sunglasses?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to stay cool in style.

What do you call a musical bagel?

Reveal punchline

A hole-note performer.

Why did the taco start a podcast?

Reveal punchline

It had plenty to shell out.

What did the apple say after a workout?

Reveal punchline

I am feeling core strong.

Why did the cereal become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of grain knowledge.

Why did the sandwich become a detective?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to get to the meat of the matter.

What did the cheese say to the mirror?

Reveal punchline

Looking gouda.

Why did the lemon apply for management?

Reveal punchline

It had zest for leadership.

What do you call a potato who loves meetings?

Reveal punchline

A facili-tater.

Why did the muffin get a passport?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to rise abroad.

What did the coffee say after a great idea?

Reveal punchline

That is grounds for celebration.

Why did the pancake become a photographer?

Reveal punchline

It loved good stacks and good shots.

What do you call a sandwich in a hurry?

Reveal punchline

A rush-hour sub.

Why did the cookie join the debate club?

Reveal punchline

It had a chip on its shoulder.

Why did the apple start a podcast?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of core topics.

What do you call a relaxed pickle?

Reveal punchline

Dill-lightfully calm.

Why did the brownie become a teacher?

Reveal punchline

It made every lesson sweet.

What did the toast say before a road trip?

Reveal punchline

Bread-y when you are.

Why did the cheese bring a ruler?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to measure up.

What do you call a potato at a business meeting?

Reveal punchline

A board tater.

Why did the grape bring a suitcase?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to wine down somewhere new.

What did the soup say after solving a problem?

Reveal punchline

Now that is clear broth thinking.

Why did the cupcake become a designer?

Reveal punchline

It had an eye for sweet details.

What do you call a taco who loves science?

Reveal punchline

A shell-ular researcher.

Why did the coffee open a bookstore?

Reveal punchline

It loved a good brew of ideas.

What did the pancake say at the end of breakfast?

Reveal punchline

That is a wrap—flip side.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Reveal punchline

Her students were so bright.

Why did the pencil skip its homework?

Reveal punchline

It thought the assignment was pointless.

Why did the glue win a classroom award?

Reveal punchline

It always stuck to the task.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Reveal punchline

To reach the high notes.

The student said the homework was a piece of cake.

Reveal punchline

So naturally, the dog ate it.

Why is the library the tallest room in school?

Reveal punchline

It has the most stories.

Why did the geography book need a vacation?

Reveal punchline

It had too many places to go.

Why was the science book so confident?

Reveal punchline

It had all the solutions.

Why did the clock get sent to the principal?

Reveal punchline

It tocked too much.

Why did the math teacher plant a garden?

Reveal punchline

She wanted to grow square roots.

Why did the student bring a ladder to class?

Reveal punchline

It was high school.

Why was the notebook nervous on the first day?

Reveal punchline

Its pages kept turning.

Why did the backpack get extra credit?

Reveal punchline

It carried the whole assignment.

What did the calculator say after a tough test?

Reveal punchline

That really added up.

Why did the marker sit in the front row?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to make a bold point.

What do you call a pencil with excellent manners?

Reveal punchline

Well-drawn and well-behaved.

Why did the homework bring an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

It heard there would be a brainstorm.

What did the desk say to the chair?

Reveal punchline

Thanks for always backing me up.

Why did the map ace geography class?

Reveal punchline

It knew where everything was coming from.

What do you call a student who loves fractions?

Reveal punchline

A real class act, in part.

Why did the stapler become team captain?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to hold everyone together.

What did the notebook say on picture day?

Reveal punchline

This is one for the pages.

Why did the school bell get a promotion?

Reveal punchline

It always knew when to call it.

What do you call a ruler who tells jokes?

Reveal punchline

A measured comedian.

Why did the highlighter become popular?

Reveal punchline

It always brought out the best parts.

Why did the eraser join the debate team?

Reveal punchline

It was good at correcting the record.

What do you call a very calm math student?

Reveal punchline

Someone who knows how to stay within their limits.

Why did the lunchbox study science?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to understand food for thought.

What did the whiteboard say after class?

Reveal punchline

I need a clean slate.

Why did the dictionary volunteer for tutoring?

Reveal punchline

It had a way with words.

What do you call a history student who loves jokes?

Reveal punchline

A pun from the past.

Why did the school computer sit near the window?

Reveal punchline

It needed better screen light.

What did the protractor say to the angle?

Reveal punchline

You are looking acute today.

Why did the binder get invited to every group project?

Reveal punchline

It kept things organized.

What do you call a science teacher’s favorite dance?

Reveal punchline

The lab step.

Why did the pencil case stay after school?

Reveal punchline

It had a few things to sort out.

What did the spelling book say before the contest?

Reveal punchline

Word up.

Why did the microscope get a good grade?

Reveal punchline

It paid attention to the little things.

What do you call a musical worksheet?

Reveal punchline

A practice sheet with good notes.

Why did the school bus bring a bookmark?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of stops in its story.

What did the compass say in geometry class?

Reveal punchline

I know my direction.

Why did the classroom clock become a coach?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to keep everyone on time.

What do you call a very prepared student?

Reveal punchline

Someone with all the write answers.

Why did the pencil get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It always made a good point.

Why did the math book need a nap?

Reveal punchline

It had too many problems.

What did the teacher say to the broken pencil?

Reveal punchline

There is no point in arguing.

Why did the student eat his homework?

Reveal punchline

The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why did the ruler go to art class?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw a straight line.

What do you call a school supply that loves music?

Reveal punchline

A note-book.

Why did the chalkboard go to therapy?

Reveal punchline

It had too many things written all over it.

Why did the student bring a flashlight to class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to be brighter.

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

Reveal punchline

You look sharp today.

Why did the teacher bring string to class?

Reveal punchline

To tie up loose ends.

What do you call a school bus that tells jokes?

Reveal punchline

A funny ride.

Why did the student sit on the clock?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the calculator break up with the pencil?

Reveal punchline

They could not count on each other.

Why did the science teacher love the ocean?

Reveal punchline

It had great current events.

Why did the student bring a ladder to math class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to reach a higher level.

Why did the crayon get in trouble?

Reveal punchline

It colored outside the lines.

Why did the globe get dizzy?

Reveal punchline

It kept spinning around the world.

What did the desk say before the test?

Reveal punchline

I have got this covered.

Why did the student bring a spoon to class?

Reveal punchline

He heard there would be a pop quiz.

Why did the notebook become a writer?

Reveal punchline

It had plenty of material.

What do you call a student who is great at geometry?

Reveal punchline

A well-rounded learner.

Why did the teacher keep a fan in the classroom?

Reveal punchline

Her lessons were too cool.

Why did the eraser get a second chance?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to fix mistakes.

Why did the student take a ladder to the library?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to reach the top shelf.

What do you call a teacher who never gets lost?

Reveal punchline

A class navigator.

Why did the paper clip become class president?

Reveal punchline

It held everyone together.

Why did the student bring a pillow to school?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to rest his case.

Why did the math student love camping?

Reveal punchline

He was good with tents and angles.

Why did the school bell go to the doctor?

Reveal punchline

It had a ringing problem.

What do you call a history test with jokes?

Reveal punchline

A blast from the past.

Why did the backpack feel stressed?

Reveal punchline

It had too much to carry.

Why did the teacher love pencils?

Reveal punchline

They were always on point.

What did the student say after acing the test?

Reveal punchline

That was easy as ABC.

Why did the glue stay calm during finals?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to stick with it.

Why did the science student bring a magnet?

Reveal punchline

He was attracted to the lesson.

What do you call a notebook that loves secrets?

Reveal punchline

A private journal.

Why did the school lunch tray feel important?

Reveal punchline

It served a big purpose.

Why did the student carry two rulers?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to measure twice.

What did the teacher say to the noisy pencil?

Reveal punchline

Keep it down to a fine point.

Why did the art student bring a broom?

Reveal punchline

To sweep the competition.

Why did the math teacher love the beach?

Reveal punchline

There were plenty of tan-gents.

What do you call a student who loves chemistry?

Reveal punchline

A class reaction.

Why did the school bus stop reading?

Reveal punchline

It reached the end of the line.

Why did the binder feel confident?

Reveal punchline

It had everything together.

What did the pencil say after the exam?

Reveal punchline

I think I drew the right conclusions.

Why did the student bring a compass to class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to stay on course.

What do you call a teacher who loves puns?

Reveal punchline

A class clown with tenure.

Why did the paper go to the principal?

Reveal punchline

It got caught passing notes.

Why did the student love the cafeteria?

Reveal punchline

It always had food for thought.

What did the marker say to the whiteboard?

Reveal punchline

Let us make a point.

Why did the teacher carry a red pen?

Reveal punchline

She liked to draw the line.

Why did the ruler become a judge?

Reveal punchline

It was good at measuring up.

What do you call a student who loves spelling?

Reveal punchline

A real word nerd.

Why did the classroom door go to school?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to open new opportunities.

Why did the student take notes on a ladder?

Reveal punchline

He wanted higher marks.

What did the calculator say to the math book?

Reveal punchline

You can count on me.

Why did the eraser become a hero?

Reveal punchline

It saved everyone from mistakes.

Why did the student bring sunglasses to science class?

Reveal punchline

The future looked bright.

Why did the pencil case join the team?

Reveal punchline

It had all the right tools.

Why did the geography student bring a suitcase?

Reveal punchline

He was ready to explore.

Why did the teacher love geometry?

Reveal punchline

It had all the right angles.

Why did the student bring tape to the test?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to stick with his answers.

Why did the chalk stay after class?

Reveal punchline

It had a few points left to make.

Why did the library book feel popular?

Reveal punchline

Everyone kept checking it out.

What did the student say to the impossible homework?

Reveal punchline

You are really testing me.

Why did the school clock join the track team?

Reveal punchline

It was always racing against time.

Why did the art teacher love markers?

Reveal punchline

They always left an impression.

What do you call a student who finishes early?

Reveal punchline

Ahead of the class.

Why did the textbook bring a jacket?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of covers.

Why did the student bring headphones to the test?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to hear himself think.

What did the teacher say to the messy desk?

Reveal punchline

Let us clear things up.

Why did the math worksheet feel important?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of problems to solve.

Why did the pencil love school pictures?

Reveal punchline

It always looked sharp.

What do you call a science student who loves jokes?

Reveal punchline

A lab comedian.

Why did the school bell love Fridays?

Reveal punchline

It finally got to ring in the weekend.

Why did the student bring a map to the exam?

Reveal punchline

He did not want to lose his way.

What did the notebook say to the backpack?

Reveal punchline

Thanks for carrying me.

Why did the teacher love sticky notes?

Reveal punchline

They always stuck around.

Why did the student bring a mirror to class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to reflect on the lesson.

What do you call a classroom full of jokes?

Reveal punchline

A laugh lesson.

Why did the school year end with a smile?

Reveal punchline

Everyone passed the time.

Why did the pencil bring a suitcase to school?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to draw some new conclusions.

What did the teacher say to the sleepy textbook?

Reveal punchline

Wake up and turn the page.

Why did the calculator sit by the window?

Reveal punchline

It wanted a better view of the figures.

What do you call a student who loves punctuation?

Reveal punchline

A comma-n enthusiast.

Why did the backpack visit the gym?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to lighten its load.

What did the chalkboard say before the quiz?

Reveal punchline

Write your best answer.

Why did the library card feel important?

Reveal punchline

It opened a world of possibilities.

What do you call a student who loves maps?

Reveal punchline

A class explorer.

Why did the paper clip sit next to the stapler?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to stay attached to the group.

What did the glue stick say to the craft project?

Reveal punchline

I am stuck on you.

Why did the student bring a telescope to science class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to look into the future.

What do you call a teacher who loves fractions?

Reveal punchline

A class divided.

Why did the whiteboard marker take a break?

Reveal punchline

It was running out of points to make.

What did the school bell say after a long day?

Reveal punchline

That rings a wrap.

Why did the notebook bring an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

It expected scattered notes.

What do you call a student who loves algebra?

Reveal punchline

An x-pert learner.

Why did the school computer bring a sweater?

Reveal punchline

It had too many cold starts.

What did the ruler say during group work?

Reveal punchline

Let us keep this project straight.

Why did the student bring a camera to history class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to capture the past.

What do you call a teacher who loves the cafeteria?

Reveal punchline

A lunch-time scholar.

Why did the pencil sharpener feel confident?

Reveal punchline

It always knew how to improve a point.

What did the eraser say before the test?

Reveal punchline

No mistakes are permanent.

Why did the binder bring a map?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to keep every section on track.

What do you call a student who loves astronomy?

Reveal punchline

A star pupil.

Why did the science lab wear safety goggles?

Reveal punchline

It liked to keep an eye on experiments.

What did the textbook say to the bookmark?

Reveal punchline

You always know where I left off.

Why did the student bring a fan to math class?

Reveal punchline

The problems were getting heated.

What do you call a teacher who loves dictionaries?

Reveal punchline

A word-class educator.

Why did the pencil sit near the window?

Reveal punchline

It wanted a sharper outlook.

What did the backpack say at dismissal?

Reveal punchline

I am ready to carry on.

Why did the classroom plant study biology?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to understand its roots.

What do you call a student who loves art class?

Reveal punchline

A sketchy character.

Why did the protractor bring sunglasses?

Reveal punchline

It was facing a bright angle.

What did the school bus say at the last stop?

Reveal punchline

That is the end of my route.

Why did the teacher bring a flashlight to the library?

Reveal punchline

She was looking for a bright idea.

What do you call a student who loves grammar?

Reveal punchline

A sentence specialist.

Why did the calculator get invited to lunch?

Reveal punchline

Everyone could count on it to split the bill.

What did the globe say to the map?

Reveal punchline

You look a little flat today.

Why did the school bell join the choir?

Reveal punchline

It already had perfect ringing tones.

What do you call a student who loves recess?

Reveal punchline

A play-ground scholar.

Why did the pencil case bring snacks?

Reveal punchline

It wanted something to chew over.

What did the highlighter say to the textbook?

Reveal punchline

I will make your best parts shine.

Why did the student bring a compass to art class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to draw perfect circles.

What do you call a teacher who loves equations?

Reveal punchline

A problem solver.

Why did the paper airplane do well in class?

Reveal punchline

It always passed with flying colors.

What did the locker say on the first day of school?

Reveal punchline

I am ready to open up.

Why did the student bring a broom to math class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to sweep through the problems.

What do you call a student who loves reading aloud?

Reveal punchline

A chapter chatter.

Why did the microscope sit in the front row?

Reveal punchline

It liked to focus on the details.

What did the pencil say to the notebook?

Reveal punchline

You give me space to express myself.

Why did the teacher bring a stopwatch to class?

Reveal punchline

She wanted to make every second count.

What do you call a student who loves science fairs?

Reveal punchline

An experiment enthusiast.

Why did the cafeteria tray join student council?

Reveal punchline

It knew how to serve everyone.

What did the ruler say before picture day?

Reveal punchline

Make sure we all line up.

Why did the school computer join debate club?

Reveal punchline

It had plenty of strong arguments.

What do you call a teacher who loves maps?

Reveal punchline

A world-class instructor.

Why did the glue bottle sit in the middle of the table?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to keep the group together.

What did the chalk say to the eraser?

Reveal punchline

You always know how to clean up my act.

Why did the student bring a toolbox to class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to work on his skills.

What do you call a student who loves poetry?

Reveal punchline

A verse achiever.

Why did the library shelf feel proud?

Reveal punchline

It supported so many great stories.

What did the calculator say during group work?

Reveal punchline

Let us add our ideas together.

Why did the science teacher bring a balloon?

Reveal punchline

She wanted to demonstrate some uplifting ideas.

What do you call a student who loves spelling bees?

Reveal punchline

A buzz-worthy wordsmith.

Why did the school bus carry a pencil?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw the route.

What did the homework folder say at the end of the week?

Reveal punchline

I am filed with relief.

Why did the student bring a magnifying glass to English class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to look closely at the fine print.

What do you call a teacher who loves music theory?

Reveal punchline

A noteworthy educator.

Why did the locker get a compliment?

Reveal punchline

It kept everything under control.

What did the notebook say during brainstorming?

Reveal punchline

I am all ears and blank pages.

Why did the student bring a measuring tape to science class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted to go to great lengths for the experiment.

What do you call a student who loves recess games?

Reveal punchline

A play-by-play learner.

Why did the textbook visit the nurse?

Reveal punchline

It had a bad case of broken chapters.

What did the pencil sharpener say after lunch?

Reveal punchline

Back to the point.

Why did the art teacher bring a ruler?

Reveal punchline

She wanted to draw some boundaries.

What do you call a student who loves the library?

Reveal punchline

A shelf-made scholar.

Why did the classroom fan join student council?

Reveal punchline

It had lots of supporters.

What did the whiteboard say to the marker?

Reveal punchline

Leave your mark.

Why did the student bring a battery to computer class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted extra power for the lesson.

What do you call a teacher who loves science experiments?

Reveal punchline

A reaction professional.

Why did the school clock sit quietly during class?

Reveal punchline

It was waiting for its moment.

What did the backpack say to the lunchbox?

Reveal punchline

You bring a lot to the table.

Why did the student bring binoculars to geography class?

Reveal punchline

He wanted a closer look at faraway places.

What do you call a student who loves decimals?

Reveal punchline

A point person.

Why did the binder clip feel useful?

Reveal punchline

It always kept the loose ends together.

What did the teacher say to the empty notebook?

Reveal punchline

You have a lot of potential.

Why did the ruler carry a calculator?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to measure its chances.

What do you call a student who loves school projects?

Reveal punchline

A grade-A builder.

Why did the classroom globe bring a jacket?

Reveal punchline

It was feeling a little chilly around the poles.

What did the school bell say on Monday morning?

Reveal punchline

Time to ring in a new week.

Why did the pencil bring a backpack to class?

Reveal punchline

It had a lot of points to carry.

What did the teacher say to the sleepy ruler?

Reveal punchline

Measure up and wake up.

Why did the notebook sit by the window?

Reveal punchline

It wanted a fresh page of ideas.

What do you call a student who loves calculators?

Reveal punchline

A number one learner.

Why did the eraser bring a suitcase?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to leave its mistakes behind.

What did the school bell say before lunch?

Reveal punchline

Time to ring up an appetite.

Why did the globe join the debate team?

Reveal punchline

It had a world of opinions.

What do you call a student who loves the computer lab?

Reveal punchline

A byte-sized genius.

Why did the ruler bring sunglasses?

Reveal punchline

It had a bright future to measure.

What did the backpack say after a field trip?

Reveal punchline

That was quite a journey.

Why did the stapler bring a map?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to keep everything on the right page.

What do you call a student who loves music class?

Reveal punchline

A note-worthy learner.

Why did the chalk bring an umbrella?

Reveal punchline

It expected a little board weather.

What did the calculator say to the ruler?

Reveal punchline

You measure up nicely.

Why did the teacher bring a flashlight to math class?

Reveal punchline

She wanted to shed light on the problems.

What do you call a student who loves geography?

Reveal punchline

A globe-trotting scholar.

Why did the whiteboard marker get promoted?

Reveal punchline

It always made a bold impression.

What did the notebook say before a test?

Reveal punchline

I have this written down.

Why did the school bus bring a calculator?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to count all its stops.

What do you call a student who loves science labs?

Reveal punchline

A test-tube thinker.

Why did the pencil sharpener bring a ladder?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to reach a higher point.

What did the teacher say to the noisy calculator?

Reveal punchline

Keep your figures to yourself.

Why did the binder go to the library?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to get organized with a good book.

What do you call a student who loves history?

Reveal punchline

A past master.

Why did the globe bring a pencil?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to draw some borders.

What did the ruler say after the exam?

Reveal punchline

I think I measured up.

Why did the backpack bring a flashlight?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to find the bright side of homework.

What do you call a student who loves writing essays?

Reveal punchline

A paragraph professional.

Why did the marker bring a suitcase?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to make its mark somewhere new.

What did the school bell say at dismissal?

Reveal punchline

That is my final ring.

Why did the eraser sit in the front row?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to correct things quickly.

What do you call a student who loves multiplication?

Reveal punchline

A times-table talent.

Why did the notebook bring a camera?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to capture some notes.

What did the pencil case say to the backpack?

Reveal punchline

Thanks for giving me room.

Why did the teacher bring a compass to class?

Reveal punchline

She wanted everyone headed in the right direction.

What do you call a student who loves reading quietly?

Reveal punchline

A page turner.

Why did the cafeteria tray bring a ruler?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to keep portions in line.

What did the chalkboard say on Monday morning?

Reveal punchline

Back to the drawing board.

Why did the calculator bring a pencil?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to work out the details.

What do you call a student who loves experiments?

Reveal punchline

A curious catalyst.

Why did the library book bring a backpack?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to check out.

What did the teacher say to the crooked ruler?

Reveal punchline

Straighten up.

Why did the pencil bring a snack?

Reveal punchline

It needed something to chew on between points.

What do you call a student who loves maps and charts?

Reveal punchline

A graph explorer.

Why did the classroom clock bring a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to keep track of time.

What did the globe say before geography class?

Reveal punchline

Let us get around to it.

Why did the paper clip bring sunglasses?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to look sharp and stay attached.

What do you call a student who loves the school library?

Reveal punchline

A book-smart browser.

Why did the school computer bring a notebook?

Reveal punchline

It wanted an offline backup.

What did the eraser say to the pencil after class?

Reveal punchline

No hard feelings—mistakes happen.

Why did the teacher bring a camera to art class?

Reveal punchline

She wanted to frame the lesson.

What do you call a student who loves triangles?

Reveal punchline

A three-point scholar.

Why did the backpack sit next to the door?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to head home.

What did the marker say before drawing a graph?

Reveal punchline

Time to make my point.

Why did the school bell bring a watch?

Reveal punchline

It wanted perfect timing.

What do you call a student who loves vocabulary?

Reveal punchline

A word collector.

Why did the notebook bring a ruler?

Reveal punchline

It wanted every line to behave.

What did the teacher say to the empty whiteboard?

Reveal punchline

You have a clean start.

Why did the calculator bring headphones?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to tune out the distractions.

What do you call a student who loves fractions and decimals?

Reveal punchline

A point-and-part expert.

Why did the pencil sharpener sit by the trash can?

Reveal punchline

It knew where the shavings belonged.

What did the globe say after a long school day?

Reveal punchline

I am completely spun out.

Why did the library card bring a suitcase?

Reveal punchline

It was ready to travel through stories.

What do you call a student who loves spelling words?

Reveal punchline

A letter-perfect learner.

Why did the teacher bring a measuring tape to class?

Reveal punchline

She wanted to go the extra length.

What did the binder say before group work?

Reveal punchline

Let us keep this together.

Why did the school computer bring a fan?

Reveal punchline

It needed to cool down after a long lesson.

What do you call a student who loves geometry drawings?

Reveal punchline

A shape specialist.

Why did the backpack bring a map on the first day?

Reveal punchline

It wanted to find its way around.

What did the pencil say at the end of class?

Reveal punchline

I am drawing this day to a close.

Why did the school bell smile on Friday?

Reveal punchline

It knew the weekend was just one ring away.

What do you call a class with 300 school jokes?

Reveal punchline

A very well-schooled collection.

What gets wetter the more it dries?

Reveal punchline

A towel.

What has many keys but cannot open a single lock?

Reveal punchline

A piano.

What has one eye but cannot see?

Reveal punchline

A needle.

What travels around the world while staying in one corner?

Reveal punchline

A stamp.

What has hands but cannot clap?

Reveal punchline

A clock.

What can you catch but never throw?

Reveal punchline

A cold.

What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do?

Reveal punchline

Your name.

What is full of holes but still holds water?

Reveal punchline

A sponge.

What goes up but never comes down?

Reveal punchline

Your age.

What kind of room has no doors or windows?

Reveal punchline

A mushroom.

What comes down but never goes up?

Reveal punchline

Rain.

What has lots of words but never speaks?

Reveal punchline

A book.

What can run but never walks, and has a mouth but never talks?

Reveal punchline

A river.

What has four wheels and flies?

Reveal punchline

A garbage truck.

Which building has the most stories?

Reveal punchline

The library.

I have a face and two hands, but no arms or legs. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A clock.

I get shorter every time I do my job. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A pencil.

I have pages but I am not a tree, and stories but I cannot speak. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A book.

I can fill a room but weigh almost nothing. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Light.

I have a spine but no bones. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A book.

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A joke.

The more you take from me, the bigger I become. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A hole.

I have teeth but never bite. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A comb.

I can go through a window without breaking it. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Sunlight.

I have legs but never walk, and a top but never think. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A table.

I can be opened and closed, but I am not a door. I hold words. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A book.

I am always ahead of you but cannot be seen. What am I?

Reveal punchline

The future.

I have a ring but no finger. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A telephone.

I can be full of letters but never read them. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A mailbox.

I have many branches but no leaves. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A bank.

I can run around a yard without moving. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A fence.

I have a bed but never sleep and a mouth but never eat. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A river.

I get bigger when you turn me upside down. What number am I?

Reveal punchline

Six.

I can be broken without being touched. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A promise.

I have cities but no houses, roads but no cars, and water but no fish. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A map.

I follow you in daylight but disappear in darkness. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Your shadow.

I have a thumb and four fingers but I am not alive. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A glove.

I can fly without wings and cry without eyes. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A cloud.

I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A coin.

I can be measured in minutes but cannot be held in your hand. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Time.

I have a bark but no bite and rings but no jewelry. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A tree.

I am taken before you get me. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A photograph.

I can make two people out of one without changing anyone. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A mirror.

I have one foot but no toes and stand all day. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A ruler.

I am light as a feather, but you cannot hold me for very long. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Your breath.

I have a tongue but cannot taste. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A shoe.

I am easy to lift but hard to throw far. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A feather.

What has a face but no eyes, nose, or mouth?

Reveal punchline

A clock.

What has ears but cannot hear?

Reveal punchline

A cornfield.

What has a bottom at the top?

Reveal punchline

Your legs.

What has many teeth but cannot chew?

Reveal punchline

A zipper.

What can you keep after giving it to someone?

Reveal punchline

Your word.

What gets bigger the more you feed it but dies if you give it water?

Reveal punchline

Fire.

What can go up a chimney down but cannot go down a chimney up?

Reveal punchline

An umbrella.

What has an end but no beginning, a home but no family, and a space without a room?

Reveal punchline

A keyboard.

What can be seen once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Reveal punchline

The letter M.

What has thirteen hearts but no other organs?

Reveal punchline

A deck of cards.

What has words but never talks and pages but never thinks?

Reveal punchline

A dictionary.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs?

Reveal punchline

A bed.

What can fall but never gets hurt?

Reveal punchline

Snow.

What can rise without ever standing up?

Reveal punchline

Bread dough.

What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?

Reveal punchline

A road.

What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?

Reveal punchline

A coat of paint.

What can you hold without touching it?

Reveal punchline

A conversation.

What has a mouth at one end and a blade at the other?

Reveal punchline

A pair of scissors.

What is always coming but never arrives?

Reveal punchline

Tomorrow.

What can you hear but not touch or see?

Reveal punchline

Sound.

What has many needles but never sews?

Reveal punchline

A pine tree.

What has roots nobody sees and is taller than trees?

Reveal punchline

A mountain.

What can be long or short, grown or bought, painted or left bare?

Reveal punchline

Fingernails.

What has no life but can die?

Reveal punchline

A battery.

What gets lost every time you stand up?

Reveal punchline

Your lap.

What can you serve but never eat?

Reveal punchline

A tennis ball.

What has many rings but no fingers?

Reveal punchline

A tree trunk.

What is black when clean and white when dirty?

Reveal punchline

A chalkboard.

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Reveal punchline

An umbrella.

What has a tongue but no mouth?

Reveal punchline

A bell.

What can be drawn without a pencil?

Reveal punchline

A curtain.

What has four eyes but cannot see?

Reveal punchline

Mississippi.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Reveal punchline

A penny.

What gets sharper the more you use it?

Reveal punchline

Your brain.

What comes at the end of everything?

Reveal punchline

The letter G.

What starts with T, ends with T, and has T inside it?

Reveal punchline

A teapot.

What begins with E, ends with E, and contains one letter?

Reveal punchline

An envelope.

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

Reveal punchline

A doughnut.

What can jump higher than a building?

Reveal punchline

Anything that can jump, because buildings cannot jump.

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?

Reveal punchline

Trouble.

What has six faces and twenty-one eyes but cannot see?

Reveal punchline

A die.

What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, but is not a cat?

Reveal punchline

A kitten.

What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?

Reveal punchline

A bar of soap.

What has no weight but can make you feel heavy?

Reveal punchline

A worry.

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

Reveal punchline

Silence.

What can travel fast but has no feet?

Reveal punchline

A thought.

What gets longer the more you pull it?

Reveal punchline

A rubber band.

What has a lot of eyes but cannot see?

Reveal punchline

A potato.

What can you make that no one can see?

Reveal punchline

Noise.

Riddles#r100

What can point in every direction but never moves?

Reveal punchline

A compass.

Riddles#r101

What has a mouth but never eats and a bed but never sleeps?

Reveal punchline

A river.

Riddles#r102

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

Reveal punchline

Carpet.

Riddles#r103

What has many steps but never walks?

Reveal punchline

A staircase.

Riddles#r104

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

Reveal punchline

A palm.

Riddles#r105

What can you break even if you never touch it?

Reveal punchline

A promise.

Riddles#r106

What has a roof but no walls?

Reveal punchline

Your mouth.

Riddles#r107

What has one horn but cannot honk?

Reveal punchline

A rhinoceros.

Riddles#r109

What has an eye at the center but cannot see?

Reveal punchline

A hurricane.

Riddles#r110

What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?

Reveal punchline

A yardstick.

Riddles#r111

What can be counted but cannot be touched?

Reveal punchline

Numbers.

Riddles#r112

What is always in front of you but can never be caught?

Reveal punchline

The horizon.

Riddles#r113

What gets dirty when it wipes things clean?

Reveal punchline

A rag.

Riddles#r114

What has many locks but no keys?

Reveal punchline

Hair.

Riddles#r115

What can be bright without making light?

Reveal punchline

An idea.

Riddles#r116

What can be heard in a room but has no voice?

Reveal punchline

An echo.

Riddles#r118

What has a heart that does not beat?

Reveal punchline

An artichoke.

Riddles#r119

What has a shell but no pearl?

Reveal punchline

An egg.

Riddles#r120

What can be empty and still weigh something?

Reveal punchline

A box.

Riddles#r121

What goes up and down but stays in the same place?

Reveal punchline

A staircase.

Riddles#r122

What can be read without opening a book?

Reveal punchline

A sign.

Riddles#r123

What is always old and sometimes new?

Reveal punchline

The moon.

Riddles#r124

What kind of band never plays music?

Reveal punchline

A rubber band.

Riddles#r125

What can be opened without using your hands?

Reveal punchline

Your eyes.

Riddles#r126

What has many holes and keeps you warm?

Reveal punchline

A sweater.

Riddles#r127

What can you see with your eyes closed?

Reveal punchline

A dream.

Riddles#r128

What has a spine, covers, and many leaves?

Reveal punchline

A book.

Riddles#r129

What is full of keys but has no doors?

Reveal punchline

A keyboard.

Riddles#r130

What moves up and down but does not go anywhere?

Reveal punchline

An elevator.

Riddles#r131

What gets louder the smaller it becomes?

Reveal punchline

A balloon when it squeaks.

Riddles#r132

What can run all day without getting tired?

Reveal punchline

Water.

Riddles#r133

What is easy to lift but hard to carry far?

Reveal punchline

A feather.

Riddles#r135

What can be cracked but never repaired?

Reveal punchline

A joke.

Riddles#r136

What comes once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day?

Reveal punchline

The letter E.

Riddles#r137

What has a head and a foot but no body?

Reveal punchline

A bed.

Riddles#r138

What is always on its way but never gets here?

Reveal punchline

Tomorrow.

Riddles#r139

I stand tall when I am new and grow shorter while giving light. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A candle.

Riddles#r140

I have many bristles but no hair, and I visit your teeth every day. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A toothbrush.

Riddles#r141

I hum in the kitchen and keep food cool, but I never sing. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A refrigerator.

Riddles#r142

I have twelve pages that help you keep track of the year. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A calendar.

Riddles#r143

I bite sheets of paper together but have no teeth. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A stapler.

Riddles#r144

I am small, bendable, and hold papers together without glue. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A paper clip.

Riddles#r145

I carry a beam wherever you point me, but I am not the sun. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A flashlight.

Riddles#r146

You can look through me, but I never look back. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A window.

Riddles#r147

I can swing open and shut, but I never visit a playground. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A door.

Riddles#r148

I catch your head every night but never use my hands. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A pillow.

Riddles#r149

I ride on your back and carry your things, but I never get tired. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A backpack.

Riddles#r150

I carry your meal to school but never take a bite. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A lunchbox.

Riddles#r151

I wear a paper wrapper and leave colorful trails wherever I go. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A crayon.

Riddles#r152

I leave bold lines behind and often sleep with a cap on. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A marker.

Riddles#r153

I make written mistakes disappear without reading a single word. What am I?

Reveal punchline

An eraser.

Riddles#r154

I help paper and crafts stay together, but I am not tape. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A glue stick.

Riddles#r155

I rise when things get hotter and fall when they get colder. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A thermometer.

Riddles#r156

I have three colors and tell cars when to stop, wait, or go. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A traffic light.

Riddles#r157

I have eight sides and one important word. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A stop sign.

Riddles#r158

I am big and yellow, have many seats, and carry children to class. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A school bus.

Riddles#r159

I have two wheels, one seat, and move when you pedal. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A bicycle.

Riddles#r160

I have four little wheels, no engine, and riders stand on my back. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A skateboard.

Riddles#r161

When one of my riders goes up, the other usually goes down. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A seesaw.

Riddles#r162

I hang from above and travel forward and backward without going anywhere. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A swing.

Riddles#r163

You climb me so that you can quickly go back down. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A slide.

Riddles#r164

The harder you push down on me, the higher I can send you. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A trampoline.

Riddles#r165

I am small and round, covered in stitches, and often meet a bat. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A baseball.

Riddles#r166

I am orange, full of air, and spend games bouncing. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A basketball.

Riddles#r167

Players kick me all over a field, but I never complain. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A soccer ball.

Riddles#r168

I have strings but make no music, and I send a ball back across a net. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A tennis racket.

Riddles#r169

I can make a very loud sound with just one little puff of air. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A whistle.

Riddles#r170

People hit me to make music, but I never bruise. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A drum.

Riddles#r171

I have six strings and a neck, but no throat. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A guitar.

Riddles#r172

I am a shiny horn that makes music but never honks in traffic. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A trumpet.

Riddles#r173

I have four strings and use a bow, but I never shoot arrows. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A violin.

Riddles#r174

I make a quiet voice easier for a crowd to hear. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A microphone.

Riddles#r175

I can sing and talk from across the room, but I have no mouth. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A radio.

Riddles#r176

I show moving pictures and stories on a screen but never turn a page. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A television.

Riddles#r177

I have lots of buttons and can make the television obey from across the room. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A remote control.

Riddles#r178

I have one glass eye and capture moments without remembering them. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A camera.

Riddles#r179

I swallow blank paper and give it back covered with words or pictures. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A printer.

Riddles#r180

I am a mouse with no fur, and I usually live beside a keyboard. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A computer mouse.

Riddles#r181

I feed a phone electricity but never eat a meal. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A charger.

Riddles#r182

I sit over your ears and fill them with music without making the room loud. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Headphones.

Riddles#r183

I make music and voices louder, but I need another device to tell me what to say. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A speaker.

Riddles#r184

I have a glass head that glows when electricity wakes me up. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A light bulb.

Riddles#r185

I spin above your head all day but never get dizzy. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A ceiling fan.

Riddles#r186

I eat dust from the floor but never need dinner. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A vacuum cleaner.

Riddles#r187

Clothes enter me dirty, spin around, and come out clean and wet. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A washing machine.

Riddles#r188

Clothes enter me wet and come out warm and dry. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A clothes dryer.

Riddles#r189

Dirty plates go inside me and come out ready for dinner again. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A dishwasher.

Riddles#r190

Bread goes into me pale and pops out brown and warm. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A toaster.

Riddles#r191

I spin food very fast until it becomes smooth enough to drink. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A blender.

Riddles#r192

I heat food quickly without using a visible flame. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A microwave.

Riddles#r193

I am a hot box where dough can become bread and dinner can bake. What am I?

Reveal punchline

An oven.

Riddles#r194

I am colder than the refrigerator and can turn water into something hard. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A freezer.

Riddles#r195

I have a faucet above me and a drain below me. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A sink.

Riddles#r196

I am a giant bowl people sit in to get clean. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A bathtub.

Riddles#r197

I make it rain indoors without a single cloud. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A shower.

Riddles#r198

Turn my handle and water comes rushing out. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A faucet.

Riddles#r199

I dance across the floor while pushing dust ahead of me. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A broom.

Riddles#r200

I have a long handle and a stringy head that helps clean floors. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A mop.

Riddles#r201

I have an open top, a handle, and can carry water without drinking it. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A bucket.

Riddles#r202

I have many rungs but never run, and people climb me. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A ladder.

Riddles#r203

I have a head and a claw, but I am not an animal. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A hammer.

Riddles#r204

I turn screws but never drive a car. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A screwdriver.

Riddles#r205

I grab nuts tightly but never eat them. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A wrench.

Riddles#r206

I dig holes and can also fill them back in. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A shovel.

Riddles#r207

I scratch across the yard and gather leaves into piles. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A rake.

Riddles#r208

I have one wheel and two handles and help carry heavy garden loads. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A wheelbarrow.

Riddles#r209

I look like a long green snake but carry water instead of venom. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A garden hose.

Riddles#r210

I have a handle and a long spout that gives plants a drink. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A watering can.

Riddles#r211

I am the biggest moving door on many houses and often rise instead of swing. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A garage door.

Riddles#r212

I hang on a gate or box and wait for the right key. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A padlock.

Riddles#r213

I travel most when I am packed full of clothes. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A suitcase.

Riddles#r214

I am small, often round, and help keep a shirt closed. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A button.

Riddles#r215

I have two ends, make a bow, and keep your shoes on. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A shoelace.

Riddles#r216

I go around your waist and usually meet a buckle. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A belt.

Riddles#r217

I sit on your head but never have a thought. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A hat.

Riddles#r218

I wrap around your neck to keep you warm but I am not a necklace. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A scarf.

Riddles#r219

I have one little room for a thumb and one big room for four fingers. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A mitten.

Riddles#r220

I get wet outside so your clothes underneath can stay dry. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A raincoat.

Riddles#r221

Your foot goes inside me, and I am happy to walk through mud. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A boot.

Riddles#r222

I have two dark lenses and help your eyes on bright days. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Sunglasses.

Riddles#r223

I have two lenses but no eyes, and I help you see more clearly. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Eyeglasses.

Riddles#r224

I fold up and carry money and cards, but I have no address. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A wallet.

Riddles#r225

I look like an animal and hold coins, but I never eat them. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A piggy bank.

Riddles#r226

I sleep between pages and remember exactly where you stopped reading. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A bookmark.

Riddles#r227

I shout every morning to wake you up, but I have no voice. What am I?

Reveal punchline

An alarm clock.

Riddles#r228

I stick to a cold kitchen door without glue and often hold up a note. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A refrigerator magnet.

Riddles#r229

I have a face made of glass and help you see yourself. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A mirror.

Riddles#r230

I get filled with air and become lighter than your hand. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A balloon.

Riddles#r231

I have two blades but never shave. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Scissors.

Riddles#r232

I sit on a desk and hold pens upright, but I never write. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A pencil cup.

Riddles#r233

I have a lid, a handle, and often whistle when water is hot. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A kettle.

Riddles#r234

I am round, hang on a wall, and tell you when lunch is late. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A wall clock.

Riddles#r235

I am soft, folded, and dry you after a bath. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A towel.

Riddles#r236

I have bristles on top and a handle below, and I help tidy your hair. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A hairbrush.

Riddles#r237

I hold soap and water but I am too small for a bath. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A soap dish.

Riddles#r238

I stand beside a bed and shine when the room is dark. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A bedside lamp.

Riddles#r239

I cover a window but can be pulled aside to let light in. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A curtain.

Riddles#r240

I have many drawers but never wear clothes. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A dresser.

Riddles#r241

I have cushions and arms but never hug anyone. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A sofa.

Riddles#r242

I have four legs, a back, and a seat, but I never walk. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A chair.

Riddles#r243

I keep food and dishes off the floor while people eat. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A dining table.

Riddles#r244

I am soft under your feet and cover part of the floor. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A rug.

Riddles#r245

I have shelves full of things to read but never read them myself. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A bookcase.

Riddles#r246

I am a small flat screen you can carry in one hand and tap with a finger. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A smartphone.

Riddles#r247

I open like a book but show videos, games, and websites. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A laptop.

Riddles#r248

I have a screen but no eyes and show everything your computer is doing. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A monitor.

Riddles#r249

I have many letters but I am not a book, and you press me to type. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A keyboard.

Riddles#r250

I slide across a desk and move an arrow on a screen. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A mouse.

Riddles#r251

I can copy a page in seconds without learning a single word. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A photocopier.

Riddles#r252

I hold many files but I am not a cabinet. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A computer folder.

Riddles#r253

I carry power from the wall to your device through a cord. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A power adapter.

Riddles#r254

I blink when messages arrive but I have no eyes. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A notification light.

Riddles#r255

I connect devices without a cable and travel through the air. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Wi-Fi.

Riddles#r256

I have many apps but I am not a restaurant. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A tablet.

Riddles#r257

I store pictures and files even though I have no shelves. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A hard drive.

Riddles#r258

I make copies of important files in case the first ones disappear. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A backup.

Riddles#r259

I am a secret word that helps keep an account safe. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A password.

Riddles#r260

I am a tiny picture you tap to open an app. What am I?

Reveal punchline

An icon.

Riddles#r261

I move around the screen but have no feet. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A cursor.

Riddles#r262

I show where one page ends and another begins online. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A link.

Riddles#r263

I can ring in your pocket even though I am not a bell. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A phone.

Riddles#r264

I can take pictures without film and fit in your pocket. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A phone camera.

Riddles#r265

I sit on a roof and turn sunlight into electricity. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A solar panel.

Riddles#r266

I spin outside in the wind and can help make electricity. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A wind turbine.

Riddles#r267

I am bright in the day, far away, and warm the whole planet. What am I?

Reveal punchline

The sun.

Riddles#r268

I change shape through the month but stay round all the time. What am I?

Reveal punchline

The moon.

Riddles#r269

I sparkle at night but am too far away to touch. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A star.

Riddles#r270

I am a giant ball of rock that travels around a star. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A planet.

Riddles#r271

I streak across the night sky and can grow a glowing tail. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A comet.

Riddles#r272

I burn up in the sky and look like a falling star. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A meteor.

Riddles#r273

I am a blanket of air wrapped around Earth. What am I?

Reveal punchline

The atmosphere.

Riddles#r274

I am water that falls from clouds in tiny drops. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Rain.

Riddles#r275

I am frozen rain that falls as tiny white crystals. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Snow.

Riddles#r276

I flash across the sky before thunder speaks. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Lightning.

Riddles#r277

I rumble after a flash but have no engine. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Thunder.

Riddles#r278

I am a colorful arc that sometimes appears after rain. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A rainbow.

Riddles#r279

I am white and fluffy, float in the sky, and sometimes carry rain. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A cloud.

Riddles#r280

I blow but have no mouth and can move leaves down the street. What am I?

Reveal punchline

Wind.

Riddles#r281

I am moving water with waves, but I am much smaller than an ocean. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A lake.

Riddles#r282

I am a huge body of salty water that covers most of Earth. What am I?

Reveal punchline

An ocean.

Riddles#r283

I am land with water all around me. What am I?

Reveal punchline

An island.

Riddles#r284

I am tall land that rises high above the ground. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A mountain.

Riddles#r285

I am a low place between hills or mountains. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A valley.

Riddles#r286

I am dry land with very little rain and lots of sand. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A desert.

Riddles#r287

I am full of trees, plants, and shade. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A forest.

Riddles#r288

I am a place where water falls over a cliff. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A waterfall.

Riddles#r289

I am a hollow place underground or inside a mountain. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A cave.

Riddles#r290

I am a moving path of ice that can flow very slowly. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A glacier.

Riddles#r291

I am a narrow path through land that people walk on. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A trail.

Riddles#r292

I have a red shell and black spots, and I can fly. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A ladybug.

Riddles#r293

I make honey, live in a hive, and buzz when I fly. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A bee.

Riddles#r294

I begin life crawling, build a cocoon, and later fly with colorful wings. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A butterfly.

Riddles#r295

I spin webs but never knit sweaters. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A spider.

Riddles#r296

I carry my home on my back and move very slowly. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A snail.

Riddles#r297

I have eight arms but never wear sleeves. What am I?

Reveal punchline

An octopus.

Riddles#r298

I have a hard shell, move sideways, and live near the sea. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A crab.

Riddles#r299

I have a long trunk and very large ears. What am I?

Reveal punchline

An elephant.

Riddles#r300

I am black and white, look like a horse, and wear stripes all day. What am I?

Reveal punchline

A zebra.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

Reveal punchline

Lettuce in. It is cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who?

Reveal punchline

No, a cow says moo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?

Reveal punchline

Do not cry. It is only a joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?

Reveal punchline

Olive you, and I miss you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who?

Reveal punchline

You are welcome.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow—

Reveal punchline

MOO!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who?

Reveal punchline

Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Reveal punchline

No bell. That is why I knocked.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?

Reveal punchline

Orange you glad I did not say banana?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who?

Reveal punchline

Ice cream if you do not let me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who?

Reveal punchline

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who?

Reveal punchline

Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who?

Reveal punchline

Alpaca the suitcase. You load the car.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who?

Reveal punchline

Harry up and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Reveal punchline

Dishes a very nice place you have here.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Reveal punchline

I did not know you could yodel!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pixel. Pixel who?

Reveal punchline

Pixel little spot and I’ll show you a picture.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who?

Reveal punchline

Car go beep beep!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who?

Reveal punchline

Needle little help opening this door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca lunch. Alpaca lunch who?

Reveal punchline

Alpaca lunch if you bring the snacks.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who?

Reveal punchline

Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who?

Reveal punchline

Honeydew you know how much I like jokes?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who?

Reveal punchline

Leaf me a little room to come inside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who?

Reveal punchline

Cereal-ously, are you going to open the door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who?

Reveal punchline

Pencil me in for another joke.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who?

Reveal punchline

Water you waiting for? Let me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who?

Reveal punchline

Snow use hiding. I know you’re in there.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange juice. Orange juice who?

Reveal punchline

Orange juice glad I brought breakfast?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Book. Book who?

Reveal punchline

Book a little faster and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Moose. Moose who?

Reveal punchline

Moose you ask? I just wanted to say hello.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who?

Reveal punchline

Ice to meet you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who?

Reveal punchline

Weekend open this door together.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bean. Bean who?

Reveal punchline

Bean waiting out here a long time!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who?

Reveal punchline

Turnip the music and let’s have some fun.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who?

Reveal punchline

Muffin much, just waiting for you to answer.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo ship. Cargo ship who?

Reveal punchline

Cargo ship sails away if you do not open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who?

Reveal punchline

Dewey have time for one more joke?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waffle. Waffle who?

Reveal punchline

Waffle you doing behind that door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiwi. Kiwi who?

Reveal punchline

Kiwi come in now?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Notebook. Notebook who?

Reveal punchline

Notebook me down as your funniest visitor.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sunny. Sunny who?

Reveal punchline

Sunny day to open the door, don’t you think?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lime. Lime who?

Reveal punchline

Lime waiting right outside!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who?

Reveal punchline

Robin you of your quiet time with another joke.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who?

Reveal punchline

Donut forget to let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cactus. Cactus who?

Reveal punchline

Cactus later if you keep me waiting.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tuba. Tuba who?

Reveal punchline

Tuba honest, I forgot the punchline.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who?

Reveal punchline

Peas open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cloud. Cloud who?

Reveal punchline

Cloud you open up? It might rain.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bell. Bell who?

Reveal punchline

Bell better open the door before I ring again!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ava. Ava who?

Reveal punchline

Ava nice day!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who?

Reveal punchline

Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who?

Reveal punchline

Annie body home?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who?

Reveal punchline

Luke through the peephole and see!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Will. Will who?

Reveal punchline

Will you please open the door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ada. Ada who?

Reveal punchline

Ada sandwich for lunch.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who?

Reveal punchline

Howard you like another knock-knock joke?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who?

Reveal punchline

A mosquito just bit me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who?

Reveal punchline

Figs the doorbell. It is broken.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who?

Reveal punchline

No thanks, I prefer Google.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who?

Reveal punchline

Bless you again!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who?

Reveal punchline

Are you an owl?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Opportunity. Opportunity who?

Reveal punchline

Opportunity does not knock twice!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who?

Reveal punchline

Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who?

Reveal punchline

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Reveal punchline

Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who?

Reveal punchline

Butter let me in before it gets cold.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who?

Reveal punchline

I mustache you a question, but I will shave it for later.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls who?

Reveal punchline

Yes, they do.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who?

Reveal punchline

No, you're a poo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?

Reveal punchline

Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who?

Reveal punchline

Wow, you sound excited to see me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who?

Reveal punchline

Harry up and let me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who?

Reveal punchline

Doris locked, that is why I knocked.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who?

Reveal punchline

Ken I come in?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who?

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Al give you a clue if you open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who?

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Iva got a surprise for you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who?

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Noah good place to get pizza?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who?

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Ben knocking forever!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who?

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Candice door open any slower?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Achoo. Achoo who?

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Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who?

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Gorilla me a sandwich while I wait.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who?

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Adore is between us. Open it!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who?

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Abby birthday to you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Teddy. Teddy who?

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Teddy is ready for bed.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who?

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Nana your business!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who?

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Alaska question after you open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who?

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Lena little closer so I can tell you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who?

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Mikey does not fit this lock.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hugo. Hugo who?

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Hugo first and I will follow.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who?

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Isabel working, or should I keep knocking?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin Case. Justin Case who?

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Justin case you forgot, I am still outside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?

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No, cows go moo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who?

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Dwayne the bathtub, I am drowning!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who?

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Anita borrow a pencil.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who?

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Claire the doorway so I can come in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Don. Don who?

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Don leave me standing out here.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who?

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Icy you through the window!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brittany. Brittany who?

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Brittany Spears? No, Brittany knocks.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who?

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Wendy door opens, I am coming in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arch. Arch who?

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Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who?

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Bacon me crazy waiting out here.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who?

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Broccoli does not knock. I do.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who?

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Cheese to meet you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lemon. Lemon who?

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Lemon in and I will explain.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who?

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Peanut butter open this door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Taco. Taco who?

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Taco 'bout taking forever to answer!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Berry. Berry who?

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Berry nice of you to finally answer.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Apple. Apple who?

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Apple-ogize for knocking so loudly.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pear. Pear who?

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Pear-haps you should open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mango. Mango who?

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Mango away if you do not answer soon.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bread. Bread who?

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Bread-y or not, here I come.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheddar. Cheddar who?

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Cheddar hurry before I melt.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cookie. Cookie who?

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Cookie please come in?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who?

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Nacho door, but I am still knocking.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who?

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Egg-cuse me, can you open up?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Soda. Soda who?

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Soda you want to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chili. Chili who?

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Chili outside. Let me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toast. Toast who?

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Toast to finally getting this door open.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Biscuit. Biscuit who?

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Biscuit me in already!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tater. Tater who?

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Tater later, I am at the door now.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pasta. Pasta who?

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Pasta key under the mat?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rice. Rice who?

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Rice to meet you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Syrup. Syrup who?

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Syrup and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jam. Jam who?

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Jam stuck outside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mayo. Mayo who?

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Mayo come in?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who?

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Ketchup with me after you answer the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pickle. Pickle who?

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Pickle little faster and open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carrot. Carrot who?

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Carrot all if you leave me out here?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Celery. Celery who?

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Celery-brate when you finally open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beanie. Beanie who?

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Beanie waiting here all afternoon.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Muffin top. Muffin top who?

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Muffin top this joke.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who?

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Pizza let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pie. Pie who?

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Pie am still waiting outside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mint. Mint who?

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Mint to knock earlier, but I forgot.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gum. Gum who?

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Gum on, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chips. Chips who?

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Chips are down, I am still outside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brownie. Brownie who?

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Brownie points if you let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aloe. Aloe who?

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Aloe there! Nice to see you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gnome. Gnome who?

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Gnome-body told me the door was locked.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Herd. Herd who?

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Herd you had snacks in here.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dough. Dough who?

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Dough not leave me standing outside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Clover. Clover who?

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Clover here and let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beet. Beet who?

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Beet you cannot guess who is knocking.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pearl. Pearl who?

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Pearl-ease open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broom. Broom who?

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Broom for one more visitor?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skate. Skate who?

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Skate to the door before I roll away.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Maple. Maple who?

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Maple you can let me in now.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pecan. Pecan who?

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Pecan you hear me knocking?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bunny. Bunny who?

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Bunny chance you will open the door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rocket. Rocket who?

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Rocket open before I blast off.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Puddle. Puddle who?

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Puddle little closer to the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon who?

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Dragon your feet? Hurry up and answer.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Crayon. Crayon who?

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Crayon believe I am still out here?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Panda. Panda who?

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Panda door a little wider, please.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turtle. Turtle who?

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Turtle-y worth opening the door for.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sprout. Sprout who?

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Sprout of time, so let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Marble. Marble who?

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Marble you should answer before I roll away.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cupcake. Cupcake who?

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Cupcake my day and open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pajamas. Pajamas who?

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Pajamas glad I came by?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rocket ship. Rocket ship who?

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Rocket ship waiting at the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lollipop. Lollipop who?

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Lollipop in and say hello.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bumblebee. Bumblebee who?

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Bumblebee nice and open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sprinkle. Sprinkle who?

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Sprinkle a little kindness and let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Telescope. Telescope who?

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Telescope you who is at the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Puppet. Puppet who?

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Puppet open before my arm gets tired.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Marshmallow. Marshmallow who?

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Marshmallow you waiting for? Open up!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Socks. Socks who?

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Socks to be standing out here this long.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cup. Cup who?

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Cup on, let me inside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fork. Fork who?

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Fork-get the lock and open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spoonful. Spoonful who?

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Spoonful of patience is all I have left.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Plate. Plate who?

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Plate me in before dinner gets cold.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Napkin. Napkin who?

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Napkin you please open the door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kettle. Kettle who?

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Kettle me in and I will make some tea.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pepper. Pepper who?

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Pepper yourself for another great joke.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Salt. Salt who?

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Salt about time you answered.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sugar. Sugar who?

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Sugar open the door for me?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cocoa. Cocoa who?

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Cocoa ahead and let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mochi. Mochi who?

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Mochi glad you finally answered.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noodle. Noodle who?

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Noodle little help getting inside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bagel. Bagel who?

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Bagel me out by opening this door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pancake. Pancake who?

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Pancake it easy and open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brown sugar. Brown sugar who?

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Brown sugar sure taking your time.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grape. Grape who?

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Grape to see you at last.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Plum. Plum who?

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Plum tired of waiting out here.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Apricot. Apricot who?

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Apricot believe you still have not opened up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Melon. Melon who?

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Melon me in before I get cold.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blueberry. Blueberry who?

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Blueberry nice if you opened the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Strawberry. Strawberry who?

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Strawberry long wait out here.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peach. Peach who?

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Peach and quiet ends when you open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Papaya. Papaya who?

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Papaya little faster and answer.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coconut. Coconut who?

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Coconut believe I knocked this many times.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avocado. Avocado who?

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Avocado good reason for knocking.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who?

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Pumpkin up the courage to open this door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radish. Radish who?

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Radish you would answer already.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Onion. Onion who?

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Onion way in if you open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Potato. Potato who?

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Potato long to answer?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tomato. Tomato who?

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Tomato difference if you open now or later?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cucumber. Cucumber who?

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Cucumber on, I know you are home.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lentil. Lentil who?

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Lentil me in for just a minute.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chickpea. Chickpea who?

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Chickpea little louder so you can hear me.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Corn. Corn who?

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Corn you open the door now?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Popcorn. Popcorn who?

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Popcorn the door and let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pretzel. Pretzel who?

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Pretzel me inside before I twist away.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cracker. Cracker who?

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Cracker open and say hello.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Granola. Granola who?

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Granola way I am leaving without a hello.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oatmeal. Oatmeal who?

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Oatmeal you at the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cinnamon. Cinnamon who?

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Cinnamon side and I will tell you another joke.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vanilla. Vanilla who?

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Vanilla little closer so you can hear me.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chocolate. Chocolate who?

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Chocolate the door before it gets chilly.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Caramel. Caramel who?

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Caramel over and open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who?

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Pudding the key in the lock might help.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Custard. Custard who?

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Custard be a faster way to get inside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waffles. Waffles who?

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Waffles taking so long?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Popsicle. Popsicle who?

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Popsicle open before I melt.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherbet. Sherbet who?

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Sherbet you did not expect me.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sorbet. Sorbet who?

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Sorbet you will let me in now.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yogurt. Yogurt who?

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Yogurt to open this door sometime.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Smoothie. Smoothie who?

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Smoothie aside and let me through.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Milkshake. Milkshake who?

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Milkshake hands after you open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lemonade. Lemonade who?

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Lemonade my day and answer the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pretzel stick. Pretzel stick who?

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Pretzel stick around until you answer.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cinnamon roll. Cinnamon roll who?

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Cinnamon roll over here and open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? French toast. French toast who?

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French toast you going to let me in?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hash brown. Hash brown who?

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Hash brown waiting here long enough.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jelly. Jelly who?

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Jelly good reason to open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pancake stack. Pancake stack who?

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Pancake stack up another joke while I wait.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Granola bar. Granola bar who?

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Granola bar the door from opening?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mango shake. Mango shake who?

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Mango shake things up and open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cookie dough. Cookie dough who?

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Cookie dough you think I can come in?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce leaf. Lettuce leaf who?

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Lettuce leaf the cold outside behind.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Caramel corn. Caramel corn who?

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Caramel corn over and answer already.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Muffin man. Muffin man who?

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Muffin man is still waiting at the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut brittle. Peanut brittle who?

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Peanut brittle bit faster and open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cherry pie. Cherry pie who?

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Cherry pie chance I can come inside?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pineapple. Pineapple who?

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Pineapple little pressure on that doorknob.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiwi fruit. Kiwi fruit who?

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Kiwi fruit friends if you let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blue cheese. Blue cheese who?

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Blue cheese the door open for me?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toastie. Toastie who?

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Toastie warm inside, so please open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Berry pie. Berry pie who?

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Berry pie-tiently waiting here.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Apron. Apron who?

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Apron the door and let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Basket. Basket who?

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Basket you one more time to open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Button. Button who?

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Button up and answer the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Clock. Clock who?

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Clock is ticking, so let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Drawer. Drawer who?

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Drawer the door open a little wider.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Feather. Feather who?

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Feather or not, I am still knocking.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who?

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Glove to come in and warm up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Helmet. Helmet who?

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Helmet in before I bump into the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jacket. Jacket who?

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Jacket open and let me inside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kite. Kite who?

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Kite be nice if you opened the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lamp. Lamp who?

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Lamp waiting in the dark out here.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Marker. Marker who?

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Marker little note: please open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pillow. Pillow who?

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Pillow me in before bedtime.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quilt. Quilt who?

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Quilt keeping me out here and open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ruler. Ruler who?

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Ruler going to let me in or not?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scarf. Scarf who?

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Scarf down the cold and open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Towel. Towel who?

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Towel you what, I am still waiting.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Umbrella. Umbrella who?

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Umbrella nice person in if it is raining.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Violin. Violin who?

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Violin around while I wait outside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Window. Window who?

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Window you think you will open the door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yarn. Yarn who?

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Yarn going to leave me out here all day?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zipper. Zipper who?

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Zipper the door open and let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Acorn. Acorn who?

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Acorn-y joke is still better than waiting outside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bumble. Bumble who?

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Bumble over here and open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Comet. Comet who?

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Comet me in before I fly away.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who?

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Daisy me rolling my eyes while I wait.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Echo. Echo who?

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Echo you going to answer? Answer? Answer?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Firefly. Firefly who?

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Firefly around here until you open up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Galaxy. Galaxy who?

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Galaxy the door open and say hello.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icicle. Icicle who?

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Icicle keep waiting, but I would rather come in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jupiter. Jupiter who?

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Jupiter better open the door soon.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Moonbeam. Moonbeam who?

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Moonbeam me inside before it gets late.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nebula. Nebula who?

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Nebula me in and I will tell you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orbit. Orbit who?

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Orbit you going to keep me circling outside?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Planet. Planet who?

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Planet open the door already.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rainbow. Rainbow who?

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Rainbow or shine, I am still knocking.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sunshine. Sunshine who?

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Sunshine nice and open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thunder. Thunder who?

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Thunder no reason to leave me outside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Volcano. Volcano who?

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Volcano way I am leaving without a hello.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Whistle. Whistle who?

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Whistle you open the door if I ask nicely?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Xylophone. Xylophone who?

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Xylophone home and answer the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yeti. Yeti who?

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Yeti another joke if you let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zebra. Zebra who?

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Zebra good reason to open up now.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banjo. Banjo who?

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Banjo door open and let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Drum. Drum who?

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Drum up some courage and answer the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Flute. Flute who?

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Flute me inside before the music starts.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Guitar. Guitar who?

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Guitar be kidding me, I am still outside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harp. Harp who?

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Harp-en the door and let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Melody. Melody who?

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Melody you know I have been knocking forever?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Note. Note who?

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Note going away until you answer.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Piano. Piano who?

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Piano reason to keep me waiting.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rhythm. Rhythm who?

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Rhythm going to open this door soon?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Song. Song who?

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Song time no see, now let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Trumpet. Trumpet who?

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Trumpet up and answer the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ukulele. Ukulele who?

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Ukulele open the door for me?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Verse. Verse who?

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Verse thing first, please let me in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yodel. Yodel who?

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Yodel be sorry if you miss this joke.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zither. Zither who?

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Zither any chance you will open up?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Encore. Encore who?

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Encore one joke if you let me inside.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Finale. Finale who?

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Finale made it to 300—now open the door!