Good things at the door.

Lettuce in. It is cold out here!

No, a cow says moo!

Do not cry. It is only a joke!

Olive you, and I miss you!

You are welcome.

MOO!

Bless you!

No bell. That is why I knocked.

Orange you glad I did not say banana?

Ice cream if you do not let me in!

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Canoe help me with my homework?

Alpaca the suitcase. You load the car.

Harry up and open the door!

Dishes a very nice place you have here.

I did not know you could yodel!

Pixel little spot and I’ll show you a picture.

Car go beep beep!

Needle little help opening this door.

Alpaca lunch if you bring the snacks.

Radio not, here I come!

Honeydew you know how much I like jokes?

Leaf me a little room to come inside.

Cereal-ously, are you going to open the door?

Pencil me in for another joke.

Water you waiting for? Let me in!

Snow use hiding. I know you’re in there.

Orange juice glad I brought breakfast?

Book a little faster and open the door!

Moose you ask? I just wanted to say hello.

Ice to meet you!

Weekend open this door together.

Bean waiting out here a long time!

Turnip the music and let’s have some fun.

Muffin much, just waiting for you to answer.

Cargo ship sails away if you do not open up.

Dewey have time for one more joke?

Waffle you doing behind that door?

Kiwi come in now?

Notebook me down as your funniest visitor.

Sunny day to open the door, don’t you think?

Lime waiting right outside!

Robin you of your quiet time with another joke.

Donut forget to let me in.

Cactus later if you keep me waiting.

Tuba honest, I forgot the punchline.

Peas open the door.

Cloud you open up? It might rain.

Bell better open the door before I ring again!

Ava nice day!

Justin time for dinner.

Annie body home?

Luke through the peephole and see!

Will you please open the door?

Ada sandwich for lunch.

Howard you like another knock-knock joke?

A mosquito just bit me!

Figs the doorbell. It is broken.

No thanks, I prefer Google.

Bless you again!

W-H-O.

Are you an owl?

Opportunity does not knock twice!

Dozen anybody want to let me in?

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

Bless you!

Butter let me in before it gets cold.

I mustache you a question, but I will shave it for later.

Yes, they do.

No, you're a poo!

Orange you going to answer the door?

Wow, you sound excited to see me!

Harry up and let me in!

Doris locked, that is why I knocked.

Ken I come in?

Al give you a clue if you open the door.

Iva got a surprise for you.

Noah good place to get pizza?

Ben knocking forever!

Candice door open any slower?

Bless you!

Gorilla me a sandwich while I wait.

Adore is between us. Open it!

Abby birthday to you!

Teddy is ready for bed.

Nana your business!

Alaska question after you open the door.

Lena little closer so I can tell you.

Mikey does not fit this lock.

Hugo first and I will follow.

Isabel working, or should I keep knocking?

Justin case you forgot, I am still outside.

No, cows go moo!

Dwayne the bathtub, I am drowning!

Anita borrow a pencil.

Claire the doorway so I can come in.

Don leave me standing out here.

Icy you through the window!

Brittany Spears? No, Brittany knocks.

Wendy door opens, I am coming in.

Bless you!

Bacon me crazy waiting out here.

Broccoli does not knock. I do.

Cheese to meet you.

Lemon in and I will explain.

Peanut butter open this door.

Taco 'bout taking forever to answer!

Berry nice of you to finally answer.

Apple-ogize for knocking so loudly.

Pear-haps you should open the door.

Mango away if you do not answer soon.

Bread-y or not, here I come.

Cheddar hurry before I melt.

Cookie please come in?

Nacho door, but I am still knocking.

Egg-cuse me, can you open up?

Soda you want to hear another joke?

Chili outside. Let me in!

Toast to finally getting this door open.

Biscuit me in already!

Tater later, I am at the door now.

Pasta key under the mat?

Rice to meet you.

Syrup and open the door!

Jam stuck outside.

Mayo come in?

Ketchup with me after you answer the door.

Pickle little faster and open up.

Carrot all if you leave me out here?

Celery-brate when you finally open the door.

Beanie waiting here all afternoon.

Muffin top this joke.

Pizza let me in.

Pie am still waiting outside.

Mint to knock earlier, but I forgot.

Gum on, open the door!

Chips are down, I am still outside.

Brownie points if you let me in.

Aloe there! Nice to see you.

Gnome-body told me the door was locked.

Herd you had snacks in here.

Dough not leave me standing outside.

Clover here and let me in.

Beet you cannot guess who is knocking.

Pearl-ease open the door.

Broom for one more visitor?

Skate to the door before I roll away.

Maple you can let me in now.

Pecan you hear me knocking?

Bunny chance you will open the door?

Rocket open before I blast off.

Puddle little closer to the door.

Dragon your feet? Hurry up and answer.

Crayon believe I am still out here?

Panda door a little wider, please.

Turtle-y worth opening the door for.

Sprout of time, so let me in.

Marble you should answer before I roll away.

Cupcake my day and open the door.

Pajamas glad I came by?

Rocket ship waiting at the door.

Lollipop in and say hello.

Bumblebee nice and open the door.

Sprinkle a little kindness and let me in.

Telescope you who is at the door.

Puppet open before my arm gets tired.

Marshmallow you waiting for? Open up!

Socks to be standing out here this long.

Cup on, let me inside.

Fork-get the lock and open the door.

Spoonful of patience is all I have left.

Plate me in before dinner gets cold.

Napkin you please open the door?

Kettle me in and I will make some tea.

Pepper yourself for another great joke.

Salt about time you answered.

Sugar open the door for me?

Cocoa ahead and let me in.

Mochi glad you finally answered.

Noodle little help getting inside.

Bagel me out by opening this door.

Pancake it easy and open up.

Brown sugar sure taking your time.

Grape to see you at last.

Plum tired of waiting out here.

Apricot believe you still have not opened up.

Melon me in before I get cold.

Blueberry nice if you opened the door.

Strawberry long wait out here.

Peach and quiet ends when you open the door.

Papaya little faster and answer.

Coconut believe I knocked this many times.

Avocado good reason for knocking.

Pumpkin up the courage to open this door.

Radish you would answer already.

Onion way in if you open the door.

Potato long to answer?

Tomato difference if you open now or later?

Cucumber on, I know you are home.

Lentil me in for just a minute.

Chickpea little louder so you can hear me.

Corn you open the door now?

Popcorn the door and let me in.

Pretzel me inside before I twist away.

Cracker open and say hello.

Granola way I am leaving without a hello.

Oatmeal you at the door.

Cinnamon side and I will tell you another joke.

Vanilla little closer so you can hear me.

Chocolate the door before it gets chilly.

Caramel over and open up.

Pudding the key in the lock might help.

Custard be a faster way to get inside.

Waffles taking so long?

Popsicle open before I melt.

Sherbet you did not expect me.

Sorbet you will let me in now.

Yogurt to open this door sometime.

Smoothie aside and let me through.

Milkshake hands after you open up.

Lemonade my day and answer the door.

Pretzel stick around until you answer.

Cinnamon roll over here and open up.

French toast you going to let me in?

Hash brown waiting here long enough.

Jelly good reason to open the door.

Pancake stack up another joke while I wait.

Granola bar the door from opening?

Mango shake things up and open the door.

Cookie dough you think I can come in?

Lettuce leaf the cold outside behind.

Caramel corn over and answer already.

Muffin man is still waiting at the door.

Peanut brittle bit faster and open up.

Cherry pie chance I can come inside?

Pineapple little pressure on that doorknob.

Kiwi fruit friends if you let me in.

Blue cheese the door open for me?

Toastie warm inside, so please open up.

Berry pie-tiently waiting here.

Apron the door and let me in.

Basket you one more time to open up.

Button up and answer the door.

Clock is ticking, so let me in.

Drawer the door open a little wider.

Feather or not, I am still knocking.

Glove to come in and warm up.

Helmet in before I bump into the door.

Jacket open and let me inside.

Kite be nice if you opened the door.

Lamp waiting in the dark out here.

Marker little note: please open the door.

Pillow me in before bedtime.

Quilt keeping me out here and open up.

Ruler going to let me in or not?

Scarf down the cold and open the door.

Towel you what, I am still waiting.

Umbrella nice person in if it is raining.

Violin around while I wait outside.

Window you think you will open the door?

Yarn going to leave me out here all day?

Zipper the door open and let me in.

Acorn-y joke is still better than waiting outside.

Bumble over here and open the door.

Comet me in before I fly away.

Daisy me rolling my eyes while I wait.

Echo you going to answer? Answer? Answer?

Firefly around here until you open up.

Galaxy the door open and say hello.

Icicle keep waiting, but I would rather come in.

Jupiter better open the door soon.

Moonbeam me inside before it gets late.

Nebula me in and I will tell you.

Orbit you going to keep me circling outside?

Planet open the door already.

Rainbow or shine, I am still knocking.

Sunshine nice and open the door.

Thunder no reason to leave me outside.

Volcano way I am leaving without a hello.

Whistle you open the door if I ask nicely?

Xylophone home and answer the door.

Yeti another joke if you let me in.

Zebra good reason to open up now.

Banjo door open and let me in.

Drum up some courage and answer the door.

Flute me inside before the music starts.

Guitar be kidding me, I am still outside.

Harp-en the door and let me in.

Melody you know I have been knocking forever?

Note going away until you answer.

Piano reason to keep me waiting.

Rhythm going to open this door soon?

Song time no see, now let me in.

Trumpet up and answer the door.

Ukulele open the door for me?

Verse thing first, please let me in.

Yodel be sorry if you miss this joke.

Zither any chance you will open up?

Encore one joke if you let me inside.

Finale made it to 300—now open the door!